Banned for men on desert islands generally find that a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.

           Banned for beating around the bush, just cook that bird. 

  And get rid of this month long headache of mine while your at it. 

banned for wanting the bush to be beaten

Banned for beating a dead horse.

Banned for beating the dead horse for not jumping over the bush that had 2 birds in in mating.

Banned for that's not the beat....            Here's the beat

What has more lives than a cat?       A toad, it croaks every night.

Banned for the little girl frog who snuck out of her parents house every night.  One night daddy frog followed her through the bush and across a river, where he encountered more bush before coming across a clearing... where he saw his daughter sitting on a toadstool.  He thus slew the toad and took his daughter home.

Hehe.... toad's tool!!

banned for telling lame jokes

Banned for going lame halfway through the 1st lot of bush... cos you missed out on some of the kinkiest devil worshipping you could ever possibly imagine... and the virginal sacrifice lives on to try another magic mushroom next time.

banned for going kinky

Banned for peeping through my keyhole to know that I have some strange proclivities and indulge in most peculiar activities behind closed doors... sometimes behind open doors, depending on my level of exhibtionism and level of tolerance toward those with voyueristic  tendencies.

banned for overly complicated ban

Banned for record breaking short bans.

banned for not appreciating my austere wordage

Banned for over-zealous austerity and neglecting to use capital letters and full stops.

Banned for not realizing he might think he's got a signature way, or just lazy...

Banned for using your signature in such a way it arouses a bloke's curiosity.... and his... er, well.... hopes for more karma.

banned for being a karma whore

Banned for not saying what you really think. That's just lazy. 

banned for assuming I had more to say

Banned for being cheap with words, capitals and punctuation... also for thinking a dicktionary is a new line of male underwear..

banned for not realizing that it is and that I released it

Banned for releasing underwear that shrinks considerably after the 1st wash, thus making it like St Pauls Cathedral.... no ballroom

banned for being too small in the first place

Banned for I'm larger than you think