Banned for using the halo as a hoola hoop is OK bit no frisbee.  

banned because I can never die

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I will take over.

Banned forever.   Nah, your at the right place.

Banned for its the other right!

Banned cuz life is like a box of chocolates.

Banned because I already know what's in it. Yum!

banned for liking it all

Banned because chocolate rules!

Banned for falling asleep on the job.... and not only that, you're way too heavy... GET OFF!!!!!!!

banned for not waking him up

Banned for not changing the music. oops

banned for putting me to sle-

Banned for I doubt that would happen.

Banned for painting the picture blacker than it needed to be

banned for black and white pictures

Banned for mooning.

Banned for the lunar cycle demands a full moon once a month.... I just find it so incredibly difficult to do while I'm sitting atop a fence post howling my little heart out, however.

banned for howling like a moon

Banned for lunar excursions.

Banned for lunacy excursions... but then it is nice to get out of the asylum on a bus trip with some of the other inmates every now and then.

I hear this week's trip is to the local sewage treatment plant... so that we know what to expect when the shit goes down on Wall St next time.

Banned for tourist traps are everywhere.

Banned for setting traps for tourists... now do you use the good old fashioned bear-type trap, and do you use souvenirs as bait?

Me, well I see no sense in trapping something unless you're gonna eat it.   So, what do tourists taste like?  And do they require any additional seasoning?

Banned for tourist sea-son-ing is all hype.

Banned for causing tourists to hyper ventilate while seaing.