banned for fear of the career

Banned for career phobia. You can do eet.

banned for keeping me distracted

Banned for just doing my job.  

banned for not saying hi to danielost

lol      Banned for I diin't see him then or now... but hi to lostdaniel.?

Banned for the e a r s's.

Banned for some use their ears only to keep their glasses from falling off, then others have selective hearing.

So sad, that hardly anyone is listening.

Banned for what?     hehe

Banned for selective reading... even glasses won't help that.

However, hang on to yer binoculars.... so's you can see wot interesting articles yer hunky neighbour is reading while sunbaking nude.

banned for glass half

Banned for having a glass that's half empty rather than half full.... you're never gonna get drunk on that.

banned for not getting drunk on half a glass

Banned for being half-pint screamer.... aka as a cheap drunk.

Banned for drunken walrusses.

banned for I am the walrus

Banned for coocoocachoo. 

banned for being an egg man

Banned for nothing wrong with being an egg man the Ryat.

banned by the letter the and the word a

Banned for saying what you mean.  A man that's sincere says that.

banned for the means to an end

Banned for the possibilities are endless.

banned for less ends then tails

Banned for secretly having a tail with two ends.... Tonto say man with forked tail not to be trusted.