Banned for a different kinda gardening.  

Banned for all kinds of stuff.

Banned for stuffing not allowed anymore....        

Banned for if I want stuffing in my roast chook [chicken] I'll have it.... parsley sage and if only Rosemary 'd give me some time.

Banned 'cause thyme would'a done it.

Banned for every thyme I have to oregano it seems like tumeric just has to butt in and likens everything to a pinch of salt

Banned for not all spices are equal.   Cinnamon is nice.  With melted butter...   ohno I am not going there.  To late.  

Banned 'cause  my first ban didn't post. The forum stealed mine ban and is holding it hostage. 

Banned for not waiting for your letter of negotiation. You could lose it forever. 

Banned for we do NOT negotiate.... nor do we give leeway or compromise... so those who get left behind in the spice fields must fend for themselves with a stick of their choice

Banned for sticky situations.

Banned for sticky situations are only as good as the superglue holding the seams together

Banned for superglue was not invented by Superman.  Although the inventor must feel pretty super duper rich.  

Banned for the inventors of whiteout and superglue were going to get together on a new project, but decided that selling sticky white stuff wasn't gonna be easy.

Banned for location, location.  

Banned for the position of the location depends largely on where it's at... and if it's not there, then it must be someplace else where location is more acceptable to those with positional preferences.

Banned for not just asking...  are we there yet? . hehe

Banned for there is a location we've passed through and would rather not go again.... at least where has some mystery about it... and doesn't attract as many camera toting tourists.

Banned for talking my lingo.  Off the beaten path. . That's the ticket. . Privacy is golden. 

Are we there yet? 

Banned for the path well travelled was often littered with that which was/is great fertiliser for roses... though not any more.  Nowadays it is littered with hubcaps and other auto parts.

Banned for that sounds well trodden to me... thinkin I'll stay in my car.  Darn tourist attractions.

Banned for not livening things up and coloring outside the lines.

Now go get some more participants.

Banned for asking others to rope others into your brand of madness.... and is there enough green pills to go around?

Banned for pills are not the answer. What's needed are drones for everyone. . One word will ensue, Chaos. Everyone in everyone 'z business.  Tell your there' be alot of healing.  A LOT. 

Banned for the panicked pixie performed psychiatric pirouettes while trying to escape what her mind's eye saw while peering through the keyhole of a troll's residence at the end of the darkened lane where few sane men would dare to travel during daylight, much less after dusk when all sorts of greebies come out to play in the fast fading light of the day of strange occurrences that defy logic , even to those with the greatest of scientific minds and sense of reasoning.

And no, this is not an extract from a book I'm writing... Or reading.... so banneded [whoever] for thinking it.