banned for I am back

Banned for and you are? 

Bannedf coz I am!

Banned 'cause ryat not missin' no more.

banned for not starting a ryat over it all

Banned for thinking a ryat would solve anything.... and that being MIA somehow should be rewarded with some kind of special ceremony.

banned for not giving a ceremony

Banned for not the balloon parade!!

banned for not blowing my balloons

Banned for innuendo

Banned for the innuendo that it was an innuendo.  It may well have been, but the response should have been more measured: like; 'It's your party, blow up yer own frickin' condoms.'

Banned for over inflated libidos.

Banned for an under used libido.... and there's no knowing where the money went.... cos I once was simply irresistable... then old age set in before I could say Viagara.

Banned for is Viagra a local destination..?

Banned for not knowing it's as local as you can get... in fact, one doesn't even have to leave home if one contacts the right travel agent.

Banned for traveling and missing the end result.

Banned for forgetting, getting there is the fun.

Banned for transcending colloquialism for adverbs.

banned for using big words

Banned 'cause they're too big for your face and come out funny.

banned for trying to be funny

Banned for can I say one word...?  Plastic Surgeon.  

banned for using two words for the price of one

Banned for presuming to know the cost of one word, then suggesting two are included in that one cost.... BTW, do you want to buy a vowel?

banned for trying to sell letters