new page ban

Banned for the first page come with baggage... warts n; all.

banned for leaving your baggage strewn about

Banned for excessive convolutions.

Banned for that's why you buy your friends. 

banned for buying but not selling

Banned for friendly outsourcing.

banned for the zombification of the realms of life

Banned for snow I hear is good for a zombie picker upper. It doesn't have to be winter. Or maybe,  it's chore day. Mwaahahahahahahhahahahhaha 

Banned 'cause other characters are jealous for being left out. Just ask Frankie and Drac and Wolfie.

banned for fore shortening names

B'nd 4  discouraging the need for speed.  

Banned for speed kills... just ask the bloke who hit the tree doing 90mph.

Banned for speeding trees. Yeah, I hate that. 

banned for not allowing the wind to blow through the trees at high speeds

Banned for whistling in tune to the willows. 

Banned for not whistling Dixie.

banned for not observing the Dixie line

Banned for hating those meeces to pieces....

banned for mega excitement

Banned for being one of those hounds that gets all huckleberry over Yogi asking if a bear does doo doos in the woods.

Banned for I'll take a bet on that. 

Banned for going all foghorn at Leghorn for betting the farm on a bear's toileting.... and polar bears don't doo doo in the woods... they just like to make yellow snow.

banned for yellowing the snow

Banned for not knowing yellow has got to be the ugliest color on earth. Sun excluded. ofcourse