Banned for hammering bans that ban banhammers.

Banned for hammering home the final nail in the crate that's a wannabe coffin.

Banned for chewing nails in the hopes that spitting battleships will result in less sinking in the mud. 

banned for mud wrestling

Banned for knocking Woodstock.

banned for dancing at woodstock the later variant

Banned for not knowing that Uvah is old enough to have been doing the Twist at the first Woodstock.

banned for getting time lines all twisted up

Banned for thinking you're like Doctor Who and can visit various time lines in your car.

Banned for dismissing Tardis out of hand.

banned for hitting on a blue police box

Banned for opening the door and forgetting to fall in.

Banned for being bigger on the inside than you are outside.

banned for temporal oddities 

Banned for not clearing up the oddities in your own backyard.

banned for thinking i have a backyard

Okay, then, banned for keeping oddities in your bedroom and not even letting them out to play silly buggers on Halloween.

Banned for feeble BOO attempt.

Banned for booing politicians privately at home and not doing outdoors to show your mettle.

banned for being such a metal head

banned for the classic tin foil hat. Now on sale at Acme. Get yours today. You might need it. It also comes as part of a survival kit just in case Marvin gets a a bug up his wazoo and decides to send his minions to switch heads again hoping they'd get the orange one first and put on a fat lady's bottom. 

banned for going capitalist on everyone

(good one)

Banned for two three four two six and change.

Banned for numerical oddities.

banned for rocking around the clock