Banned for helping the farmer's wife catch the 3 little pigs and cutting 3 slices off their bum to make bacon.
Banned for busting your motorcycle out of the kennel. By the way it still smells like dog wee.
BTW: banned cos you were filmed peeing on my bike and it's now in the hands of my lawyers... suing for the peeling paint and rust issues.
Maybe you should bottle that stuff and sell it as paint stripper, degreaser and weedkiller.