Banned because the blue ones aren't aspirin.

Banned because the blue ones don't help with insomnia... they keep me up all night.

Banned cause i chose the red pill.

Banned for being into rabbit holes.

banned for not being a very smart man, neo.

Banned for comparing neo to Forrest Gump.

banned because forrest never took a pill from a black guy wearing leather in an abandoned warehouse

Banned for going to warehouse in leather for aspirin.

banned for the one in leather had the aspirin.

Banned for saying leather alot without one dirty pun attached.

banned for I don't think I'm terribly punny.

Banned because puns are evil.

Banned for evil puns un-mentioned

Banned because there should be more puns about funbags.... because jubblies are so warm and cuddly.

Banned for a surprising number of "u"s.

Banned for discriminating against 'u's.

Banned because U are Uvah and trying to promote U's to further your own Understanding... and no one person should profit from U's like that.

U are banned for being the cash police. Profit away Uvah...profit away!

Banned for acting like an effing banker and putting profit first.

Banned for 'U's are all nuts foisting indiscriminately upon an unsuspecting poster.

Banned for impersonating an unsuspecting poster and feigning surprise when you knew full well from the start we were all nuts

Banned because you are suspect #1.

Banned for you are suspect # 2

Banned because you are not suspected of being nuts... we KNOW you are.

banned for observing nuts.