Banned for using the arrow in the knee joke.

banned for I once found that funny but then I took an arrow to the knee

Banned because he did nothing of the kind.

Banned for ratting him out

Banned for not reversing the trend and taking the knee to the arrow.

Banned for proposing self-injury... how does one claim compo for that?

Banned for it takes 345 squirts from a cow's udder to get a gallon of milk.  Got milk?

Banned because I don't believe you actually stood there and counted them. Must have been an 'udder' experience.

Banned because the proper joke is that it was "udderly" boring.

Banned because we haven't discussed chocolate yet.

banned for I want a cow that gives chocolate milk.

Banned because this guy in my health clpass said he wanted to "inject a pregnant chick with Hershy syrup".

banned for he gets into some crazy fetishes.

so... is he trying to make a black baby that taste good?

Banned because that's already been done. With cooties.

banned for someone is trying to spread some cooties... sounds fun

Banned because margarine spreads easier..... which is fun when your g/f's name is Margarine.

Banned because that's probably her parents' fault.

banned for blaming the parents

Banned for not seeing that they must bear some responsibility for not naming her Olive Oyl instead

Banned for they could have named him/her Sweet Pea.

Now watch starkers roll with that one.

banned for rolling around in it

Banned for balls.

banned for yes, I do have them.

Banned because you're only supposed to have two.... ET = Extra Testicle

banned for Confucius says baseball wrong... man with four balls can not walk.