Banned for flatulence enhancements.

Banned cuz life is a gas?

Banned because then you get some.

 Huh? Banned for get some what?  

{I'm gonna regret asking aren't I?}

banned for quoting and not banning

Banned for not joining in on the flatulence theme when the opportunity was clearly present

Banned for is in the air. 17+c tomorrow. 

Banned for seasonal references

banned for that means summer will be here soon

Banned for fun faux fur finally packed....  for a picnic... haha

banned for bringing the ants to a picnic.

Banned for ants in ma pants.

Its the FEMA Death Camps next I tells ya!

banned for we've already had that. I call it New Orleans.

Banned because I just completed the Pi Day Challenge. 160th ranked in the world, out of about 100,000 contestants.

Banned for old town magic and how the voodoo got ya.

banned for you should have pulled that parental BS of "I expect more of you. Next time, do better."

Banned for high expectations and wanting people to go the extra yard.... besides, I've gone metric, so expect it of somebody else.

Banned for low metric expectations.

banned for a meter's close enough to count.

Yes, I know my conversions.

Banned for not adding 2.79

banned for the difference between shooting something at 100 yards and 100 meters is less than a sixteenth of an inch. I'm not worried about the details.

Banned for shooting... at any distance,

banned for you can't make a good show of it without shooting... you know what? Nevermind.

Banned because Lost was a good show..

Especially when Sawyer shot that polar bear in the face about a dozen times. Everyone's like "HE'S GOTTA GUN!!!" And Saywer's just like "noobs! I just shot a BEAR!"

Ah. Good times.

Xer0 \^/