Banned for stating the obvious... please report on more unnatural events... such as black snow, etc.

banned for tomorrow it will set in the east

*begins changing all maps to reverse east and west*

Banned for viewing your maps in the mirror to cheaply reverse East and West.

banned for it works

Banned for in the winter it's north south. If you hold the mirror upside down.

Banned for holding the mirror upside down won't do it. You gotta be downside up in front of the mirror for it to work.

Banned for looking on the bright side.

Banned for sunny side up.

banned for egging me on

Banned for eggzellent deduction.

banned by the incredible edible egg

Banned for scrambled logic.

Banned ban a scrambled in.

Banned for making me hungry.

banned for nom nom nomism

Banned for on a cold rainy Saturday, I think it's twice as good. 

Banned on a dark and stormy night.

banned for it was

Banned for practising voodoo.

banned for going stir crazy

banned for I'm too tired to stir.

banned for wearing out

Banned for good thing it's Monday. Now you can rest. 

{and you can rest your self over here   }

Banned for Mondays should be illegal. Wednesdays are good because its hump day, as in middle of something.

EDIT: First - HA!

Banned for HA!