banned for posting as a brain

Banned for posting right on time as a team player.

Banned for the last team player to sit on Santa's knee left a damp spot.

banned for reminding me why I don't let my kids sit on Santa's lap

Banned for jumping the queue ahead of them... shame on you is all I can say.

banned for assuming shame

Banned for making an ass out of u... because me wasn't even in the building when the shame was being apportioned.

Banned for being more of a trumpeter than a fire man.  

Banned for big noting my trumpet.... please leave my horn alone.

banned for not recruiting more

Banned for the brass section.

Banned for marching and brass trumpeting.

Banned for the return of the 3,927,289th son.

Banned for singing to the choir.

banned for squaring off

Banned for not seeing that it was actually an oblong and would not fit in a round hole.

Banned for oi, nothing a ban hammer can't fix.

banned for having round holes to fix

Banned for leaving it to Santa's elves to fix. 

Banned for attempting to elf by yourself.

Banned for one of Santa's elves was hung like a criminal.

banned by a smooth criminal

Banned for today's date is 12/12/12 .  We won't be able to see these numbers again till 3012.Oh, and it's not broken. 

banned for there are nine days left

Yes and time seems to be going faster around now. Don't forget to breathe.