Gased up asinten ban

Banned for using diesel.

banned for going to the next page without me

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Banned for deliberately subverting the course of dung distribution in a depleted market where demented dairy freaks find Fresian frescos frivolously frustrating.

The dung hit the fan, man.

Your artful display,

of your word array.

Awesome, astounding, amazing, alliteration ban.

Banned for a deliberate ditty distraction.

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, ban.

Banned for, there you are.

Banned for being there.

Banned for there we are. 

banned for we went nowhere

Banned for inexpensive trips. 

banned for trippin man

Banned for trippin going nowhere is still inexpensive, isn't it?  

Banned because he would know quite a lot about aliens, what with that Centauri haircut he's sporting there.

Banned because aliens are in your future.

Banned because I was just thinking to myself "You know what? Krdax needs some more consonants. That name's too easy to pronounce."

Oh yes, and I've decided I will add the Vangh. They're still an apocalypse-level threat... but it will be a funny, overdramatic apocalypse.

Banned for Krdax was here!    Greetings 

Excess appendage ban

banned for not staying to ban more

Banned for loitering with intent to ban... and when Ned Kelly went to the gallows, they also fined him for hanging around.

Banned for introducing large appendages to a forum of averages.... and starting a whole new bout of appendage envy.

banned for over pontification of banning

undermining ban

Banned four it's so cold that trees are exploding. It's so cold that ice cubes are complaining. It's so cold that my Chihuahua wants a one way ticket back to Mexico.  It's so cold, teens are pulling their pants up. It's so cold bankers have their hands in their own pockets.