banned by the compartmentalized company

Banned for that [the 3 pieces I had] went over your head, didn't it?

Banned for being in bad company at a time when public image is everything... wouldn't be seen dead with a banker in public, myself.

banned for hating on the bankers

It was the Democrat/Republican politicians that let them off the leash.

Bnned for not holding banker accountable... regardless of who let them off the leash, bankers have always been greedy SOBs who'd steal granny's purse and sell it back to her empty.

banned for assuming all bankers are evil

Banned because you can take that one to the bank. "Banned for that [the 3 pieces I had] went over your head, didn't it?" You, too are banned because, while I first learned that particular expression from some detective novel in 8th grade, I could also easily have deduced that by "pieces" you were referring to women because you never refer to anything but (well, OK, I think you mentioned bankers/politicians at some point).

Banned for having a woman complex... or rather, a complex about me having a healthy male interest in women... and a unhealthy one in bankers and politicians.

Banned because there is nothing complex about it. Rather, I am alarmed by your degree of single and/or simple mindedness.

Banned for being alarmed at a bit of not-too-serious-tongue-in-cheek... which also applies to bankers and politicians.  While they may not be my favourite people in the world, I certainly intend them no harm as I am a pacifist and abhor violence.  I mean, if I saw a drowning banker I'd toss him a life belt... an anchor's too heavy to throw.

Banned for whatever. I don't think either of us has any idea what this conversation is actually about.

banned for having a conversation about conversations that have no meaning

Banned for being on the outside looking in... now that's a conversation you could have with yourself that would reveal much.

Hehe, at my age conversations fade so quickly I rarely know what they're about after the first five minutes.

Banned because the years may come and go, but an embarrassingly awkward forum conversation is forever.

banned for assuming that it is forever

Banned for thinking it goes way once you've put it out there... once a word is said you can't unsay it.

Kinda like what you see at wal-mart at midnight.  Y'all ain't un-seeing ANY of that.

Banned for bringing up my repressed memories.

-Huzzah!

Your mother bans you for invoking the theories of Freud. I, too ban you for invoking the theories of Freud.

Banned for the shrink with peculiar thoughts.  You know that you shrink with age?  I was 6' 2" but now I'm only 6' and a bit.

Banned because 2'' is a bit.

banned for taking the bit

Banned for not taking the bait... left it out there for you, hook, line and sinker.

Banned because I was talking about a smaller bit... like about a half inch.  Yup, that's how much shorter I am... about 1 1/2"  Having no disc between 3 vertebrae in my neck and two in my lower back would account for some of it.

banned for having your spine shortened

Proof that you are a married man.

banned for shameless plug: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=I6zjRD-F4P4 

Banned for plugless shame.

banned by the Federal Union of Nonpluggers