Banned for bunny had a bee in its bonnet and the buzzing eventually drove it mad.... so.... they came to take it away ho ho h ee ha ha... they came to take it away.

banned for non relevant things

Banned for y'all lazyness on keys

Banned for sounds more like "The Fly, Cousin Movie".

How does a bunny travel?  Hareplane.  bwahahaha

banned for hare raising jokes

Banned for not having the gift of the gab....  and silence is golden, but my eyes still see.

Banned before Frankie Sue 

Banned for I've never met Frankie Sue.... but I once met a man named Sue, who was covered in mud and had a piece of his ear missing

Banned for missing the cash

Banned for not telling me who took it for me to miss it... wan't you, was it?

Banned for I confess to taking it. Seems I'm constantly crashing.. my diet, parties,my cute Sonoma.

banned for crashing

Banned for putting the brick wall in the way... and Ryat, leave them kids alone... cos after all, you're just another brick in the wall.

banned for trying to have pudding before meat

Banned for the pudding was delicious... spotted dick and custard

banned for going with the dessert line

Banned for the old one liner trick.... 99, arrest that man for tricks of the trade.

banned for one liners

Banned for not getting Smart... Larrabie... arrest this man, he's an operative of chaos

banned for calling it in on your shoe

Banned for it was a sandal.... so glad of that... the previous model was a sleel capped boot

banned for missing it by that much

Banned for I missed it by a lot more than that... unloaded a full clip and the side of the barn was unscathed.

banned for barnyard antics

Banned for there were no barnyard antics.... tho I did get to roll around in the hay loft with Little Bo Peep.