banned for running off in a pink tutu into the sunset

Banned for strolling down memory lane in just a bow tie and a baby's bonnet

Banned for tying bows to bonnets and running off with the babe.

Banned for not wanting another string to your bow.... and you're just jealous the babe didn't wanna run off with you.

Banned for ancient history.

Banned for it's modern history for me.  The babe I'm running off to the hay loft with just turned 36... and she has an enormous pair of.....

.... blue eyes and a great smile.

Orright, so maybe it's not the hay loft, but I can put some barnyard noises on the bedroom stereo and pretend I'm a rooster.

Banned for roostering when the sun comes up.

Banned for your biological clock being all out of wack... and it's actually in the evening... when I'm 'roosterin''

banned for whacking the clock

Banned for clocking the whack.

Banned for clock watching while 'whacking'  in tune to The Flight Of The Bumble Bee... or was that The Bum Of The Flightle Bee?

banned by the bumbles

Banned for beeing, or not to beeing.   saywhat?

Banned for what? I dunno. I'll think of something later.

banned for being later than planned

Banned for not sticking to the plan... now stop that or you'll go blind

banned for mocking my blindness 

Banned for walking up the hill just to come down again... using the excuse there was nothing up there but fresh air and sunshine.

I mean, what more do you want?

Banned......banned......and banned some more. 

Banned for willy nillies.

Banned for nilly willies.

Banned for inverted anomalies and upside down other stuff.

Banned for alphabet soup and flies on the side.

Banned for slurping and drips on the floor.

Banned for locked outhouses and latrines made to catch the fall out.

Banned for banana peels saved for posterity.

Banned for being left on the right vis a vis right on the left.

Banned for truncated innuendos.

Banned for backwards time clocks.

Banned for chiming in instead of out.

Banned 'cause I think that just about covers it.

banned for over banning

Banned for not getting the gist of the moment and of feeling inadequate.... but not to worry, I hear plastic surgery can fix things like that.

banned for trying to fix it all

Banned for having broken it in the first place... and believe me, putting splints on it don't work.

banned for being master splinter

Banned for not splinting your weiner when the Council For Wicked Weiners said it needed to be stabilised.