banned for not noticing that its a bot trying to scam you into something funny

Banned for 20001: A forum Odyssey

Banned for 2016: A Forum Fantasy in the making.

banned for not joking

banned for spitting in the wind

Banned for for pissin' in the wind like an' ol' one-legged, one-eyed cowpoke.

Banned for putting the pump in pumpkin.

Banned for being in a band with a bunch of penguins who cannot even hold a guitar.

banned for such poor air guitar display that you whiffed 

Banned for the band that banned the guitarist who whiffed life a dung pile after falling off the stage into the slush pit.

banned for slushing the funds

Banned for funding the slush and causing an avalanche of slush puppies.

Banned for barking up the left tree.

banned for chopping down the right tree

Banned for chopping and changing... first you're Arthur then you're Martha... never knowing whether to stand or squat to pee.

banned for going to the art mart

Banned for bloody idiots!!!!!!!   God help us.

Banned! 

Bloody idiots and all.

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banned for assuming idiots were even involved

Banned for throwing out the baby with the bath water.

Night all!

banned for assuming there was a baby in there in the first place

Banned for assuming there was water in there in the second place.

banned for thinking about rigging the bans

Banned for electing the Official Banners.

banned for marking some as official