Banned for unfair play by altering the scores and cheating by taking double swipes at it.

banned for trying to score on the one who is unscorable

Banned for keeping score on the back runners while the front brunners take a breather

Banned for heavy breathing in the face of inevitable and uncompromising, insidious and ruthless ambiguities embedded in the Chronicles of Noogy that clearly state......"Pass the popcorn please."

banned for not allowing the butter to be put on the popcorn

Banned 'cause all the kernels don't pop. They do an MS, which ain't much.

banned for not amounting to much

Banned for amounting to all that never was and for everything that never came before it.

banned for twisting your words with the wind

Banned for Being Bohemian and any way the wind blows

Banned for passing the wind during a visit to your proctologist and fogging up the room with a brown haze.

banned for ignoring the purple haze all up in your mind

banned for ignoring the purple haze all up in your mind

Banned for Jimi never meant the purple haze to go beyond his own psychedelic experiences.

banned for thinking he would keep it to himself

Banned for thinking you're entitled to the haze of generations who came before you.

Banned for claiming to be a millenial.

Banned for claiming to be pre-Cumbrian and missing the Big Bang.

Banned for the big bang made a loud noise that woke the neighbors.

Banned for banging the neighbors.

Banned for thinking you got a core win when the neighbours came a banging.

banned for coring out

banned for coring out

Banned for the apple without a core

banned for putting a pen in an apple