banned for cowboy bubble bath

Banned for foisting western values on Bubbledom.

Banned for the bubbles in Rio Bravo, not that you could hear'em on screen, but Stumpy sure as heck knew where they came from.

Banned 'cause Stumpy left his ersatz brother tRumpy in charge of the hen house and he left the door open knowing there were Grumpy wolves and stuff lickin' their chops.

Banned for Dean Martin was always too drunk in Rio Bravo to know there even was a hen house.... much less that Stump's brother leftthe freakin' door open for all sorts o' varmints t' getv in thar fer a feast.

Banned for unobnoxious banning in the Ban thread. 

Banned for painting the outhouse with obnoxious so that it stunk afore anyone used it.

Banned for bringing the smelly. 

Banned for not flushing.

banned for using the flusher

Banned for spending an hour looking for the flusher in a NO-flush outhouse.... that's gonna take a backhoe to remove.

Banned for thinking scrubbing bubbles actually do the scrubbing.

Banned for giving the scrubber a rubber to rub out her street scrubbing offences at the cop shop.

banned for getting with the constable on patrol

Banned for going up against the Terminator and telling him he's met his match: cos you're the fornicator and you're going to fech him up.

banned for regaling me with tales from the 80's 

Banned for 80's rifts and 90's gifs and 2000's nitpicking.

Banned for bringing up decades of this and that without considering the consequences of hands-out 'millenials' who think the world owes them big time.... got two like that who'd bleed me dry if'n I'd let 'em.  Nope, the buck is no longer flowing and stops here.

Banned for not spraying the air freshener too.

Banned for knowing that my kids need air freshener cos BO spray don't touch it.

banned for letting the bo flow

Banned for blowing the air flow out the door.

Banned for closing the door to warm things up and share your airflow with others.

banned for letting the door hit you in the rear

Banned for slamming the door that hard behind me that it came off the hinges and now I'm using it as shade for my medicinal herbs