Banned because one day your bits n' pieces won't work properly, either, and you'll recall being an intolerant ageist when the young uns all start calling you old fart and fossil and etc as well.

Banned for adolescence...not.

banned for banning the most hormone challenging time ever

Banned for random young'uns.

Banned for random old farts who leave fossilised deposits in placeswhere not only archaeologists can step on them.

Banned for wipe failure.

Banned for wiping up the leftover skid marks.

banned for leaving skid marks all over the place

Banned for subjects un-befitting cognitive responses.

Banned for unhygienic cognition of befitting responses to crack cheese.

Banned with a big EEWWW!

Banned for suggesting that the Flying Nun did unmentionable things under her habit because she left enormous skid marks upon landing.

banned for skidding all over the place

Banned for placing skins in the second place.

Banned for the newly weds staying at a motel for a week and not once coming out of their room, not once accepting room service.

On the seventh day the maid knocks and gets the same reply: " Go away, we don't need food, we're living on the fruits of love."

"About that," says the maid: "the gardener wants you to stop throwing the skins out the window."

banned for throwing away the banana peels

Banned for knowing it takes 2 urologists to circumcise a banana.... to ensure a second opinion

Banned 'cause it takes only one me to peel a banamba and scoff it up. Yum...dunking in chocolate pudding and chocolate ice cream. Good stuff.

banned for bringing in the chocolate

Banned for not fudging it.

And banned again for making me start a new page with nine to go for a grand.

Banned for starting out new page with fudging it.

banned for fudging the numbers

Banned for nudging the fumbers too.

Banned by official decree from Banapolis and the great leadership of Fugoli.  You fuggen banned man.

Banned by the Fuggerland Express Company of Fuggerland.