banned for using unnatural fibers for cooking your tamales 

Banned for secreting unnatural fibres to use as a deterrent against dedicated anti-tamales protesters.

banned for using monkeys to make your burritos 

Banned for using monkey poo to hold your brick BBQ together.

banned for not enjoying the sweet sweet smell of monkey poo wafting over your food

Banned for the kettle calling the pot black.... at least I didn't sit inside the monkey enclosure to eat dinner.

banned for getting the kettle involved with pot

Banned for trying to breed kettles from pots n' pans.

banned for mixing with the silverware 

Banned for using an item of cutlery to pick your nose.

banned for not knowing the joy of getting those hard to reach boogers 

Banned for reaching so far that 'grey matter' was the result of your in-depth booger removal..

banned for not appreciating the cleanness of my mind

Banned for incorrectly spelling cleanliness and showing the dirty thoughts within your mind to be alive and well.

banned for mocking my grammar

Banned for hiding behind your friend Kelsey in a feeble attempt to conceal your lousy speeling

banned for mocking my inability to get with tori

Banned because Tori didn't want to be associated with bannedisms and felt a banker would better suit her needs and wants.

banned for letting the bankers get away with things again

Banned for confusing me with the 'thatched roof' politician.

banned for acting like them

Banned for complaining that I was paid for acting and you were not.... also banned for not giving karma to clever replies to your short one-liners.

banned for inconsistent payment plans

Banned for being the only other person currently in this thread.

banned for reminding me of it