Banned for making it necessary due to selective memory.

banned for being so selective that you never appear anywhere else

Banned for I damn well appeared in Court... as a witness.

banned for all the custom jobs you have done

Banned for not knowing that I've been off-line the last 4-5 days

banned for letting yourself be offline for a few days

Banned for not fixing the issue for me.

banned for not calling the appropriate department  

Banned for ensuring I couldn't by cutting their phone line.

banned for loosing your sheets

Banned for trying to guess what is or isn't in my bedroom.

banned for taking things too far

Banned for not going far enough.

banned for taking the bridge with you

Banned for a bridge to nowhere.... it was removed to save you from getting lost.

banned for not letting me get lost in my own mind

Banned for residing on the lunatic fringe, where deniers refuse to admit being lost in their own minds and the minds of their neighbours.

banned for mocking my living arrangements among Donald Biden and Joe Trump supporters

Banned for the only supporter you know of is an athletic support.

banned for sending a spider to cut my internet

Banned for squishing 'Incy Wincy Spider climbing up the wall.

banned for building a wall in the first place

Banned for walls are necessary to prevent ceilings falling down.

banned for needing to cover up things

Banned for not keeping out the precipitation.