Banned for there was no point.... the spear-tip broke off when trying to dig up meerkat nest.

banned for going after meerkats when the dingos were the main issue at hand

Banned for impersonating David Attenborough and pretending to know all about wildlife.

banned for not letting me create my own character that has a love for all animals 

Banned for loving animals.

banned for not appreciating animals when they are layered in bbq sauce

Banned for way too much BBQ sauce and an ever increasing waistline.

banned for thinking there is such a thing as too much bbq sauce

Banned for thinking there's never enough.... therefore whacking on the pounds and needing a bigger belt to keep yer new pants up.

banned for not knowing that i don't wear pants

Banned for wearing yer missus' skirts and calling kilts.

banned for not knowing the new fashion style is comfort

Banned for not knowing that the monolith in the Utah desert also detected such irregular fashion statements.

banned for monolithing in the romanian area

Banned for pointed comments about elongated, pointy artifacts.

banned for pointing out the facts

Banned for pointing toward facts without the arti prefix.

banned for wanting to prefix anything

Banned for trying to post fix things.

banned for digging a post and not filling it up

Banned for it was a post hole and it was filled with a wooden leg cos the stump wouldn't fit.

banned for stumping for the man

Banned for calling the man 'Stumpy' because he's a fence builder who posts holes.

banned for take a fence rather then mending a fence

Banned for thinking a Trump-type wall would be better to keep livestock in and critters out.