70 Turned Chuck Norris Today

you read that right

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I'm just saying.  Anyone have a Chuck Norris-ism they'd like to share?  Post it here.

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I was about to post the same notice, natas2...lol.

But if you want Chuck Norris facts, go HERE.

Or:

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Here's one I made up...

 

Chuck Norris push mows his lawn...

with a tractor.

Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion
Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Q: Why is Chucks ass as soft as a baby's bottom?

A: Nobody has ever knocked him on his ass.

Q: Why doesn't Chuck Norris dye his hair in his latter years?

A: He looks in the mirror and growls... any grey hairs that dared to appear jump out.

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting WebGizmos, reply 3
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/  There! Now leave me alone!
End of WebGizmos's quote

Guess someone didn't check out my link. :-" :P

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Nobody has ever knocked him on his ass.
End of quote

Bruce Lee was his teacher

 

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Who is Chuck Norris?

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*doc says "Buhbye Fuzzy" (in a whisper).

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Does he have a pony-tail and wear sissy beads?

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

No, but he'll freeze the net in a n.y. minute.

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Steven Seagull... pffff

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:-"