On the next episode of Galactic Civilizations, the Drengin and Yor join forces to put a stop to Sephlock and his Terran Alliance.
-Me, at the start of the game-
"Well hey guys hows it goin? Lets have a barbecue he he he! Nothin bads gonna happen today!"
Yor: "Well you're right human. Nothing bads gonna happen today- right Drengin?"
Drengin: "Well yeah, cuz I'm 'good' haha! Peace bro! Hahahaha"
Yor: "Hahahaha"
Dregin: "Hahahahahaha!"
-midgame-
Minor race A: "Whats going on?"
Me *muttering, intoxicated with power*: "Hahaha they are very weak, I will destroy them all with my.... powerful trade, hahaha, and my super powerful econ."
Minor race B: "Oh no whats that? Oh no its this guy and hes gonna kill us all!"
Me: "Hahahaha zapzapzapzapzapzapzap!"
Minor races: "Ahhh!" "We need help!"
Major races (my 'allies' included): "Hey whats going on over here?"
Minor races: "Ahh, they're blowing up our cities! We need to go to someplace thats completely desolate, and that would never be in real life at all, and huge, and its a bajillion miles wide, and its nowhere to be found in space, but its right over there." -the empty space seperating me from all the resources-
-My most of my ships get blown up, the rest start to run away-
Them: "Oh no, we need to follow him!"
-more carnage ensues-
Them: "Ah, we fought. Now we will show you, who is the most powerful!"
Me: "Oh yeah, we're the most powerful, because we are very strong!"
Me: "Oh yeah well, we're very strong too, hahaha, isn't that right Advisor?"
My advisor: "Yeah, we're very strong, ha we're very strong ha, you can't defeat us because we're strong and we're- our fleets number over one million."
Them: "Oh yeah, well OUR fleets number over TWO million. And we have the power to make BATTLESHIPS! HYAHH!"
Me and my advisor: "Oh my god a battleship!"
Them, scoffing: "What are you talking about? Battleships are nothing!"
Me: "Yeah, he makes battleships, but I can't do anything cuz I'm just a lousy human. Whos losing. *grumbles, then quits*"
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