Sometimes bugs are...are more than errors....they're just wrong

That sure is a big stick.

That text is rather..... fitting?

That guy really loves money.

You guys have it all wrong.  That's a scroll in his pants. 

Side note - i would run from this bandit.

Penetrating Damage?

'I've got wood, come closer'.

I had heard that Tarthans have a different version of the Pinocchio story...   

I wonder what kind of splash damage Derek is going to come up with for him...

FE's ESRB-rating just went up to M for obscenity!

Talk about a log trap...

that could be  log-roll to avoid.

harpo

"Kids, did I ever tell you the story about why I have to wear this eye patch?"

Best comment gets added to the game with this as their picture?

"I am master Splinter." 

Stand and deliver?

there are no mounted bandits because horses got embarrassed

You guys just made me spit out my morning coffee as I laugh manically.  My coworkers think I've gone off the deep end.  Thanks.  

That's pretty fantastic.

Stardock can expect a call from DisneyCo. for exploiting the likeness of Pinnochio without prior approval.

I suggest it was morning wood, except that it was posted after 9 PM.

"Say hello to my little friend..."

30 seconds. That's how long I laughed out loud.

appearantly this has been a problem before, luckily there's a solution (female protection with teeth)

wasn't 'Shredder' Master Splinter's nemises?

perhaps in the army they referred to this bandit as Major Wood

If it's been longer longer than 4 seasons, he should call on an apothecary.

but seriously, please make it go away (or at the very least nerf it; that's way OP).

Dude, that's funny! LOL!