Twenty Things to do Before You Die!!!
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1. Put all the money you have in the world down on a blackjack table. (This should be the very last thing you do before you die.)
2. drop your drunk friend off in a gutter
3. Wake up In a Frickin’ Gutter
4. Hit a hole in one (with witnesses).
5. Go to your high school reunion dressed as a homeless guy.
6. Make it through an entire porn video.(done except i was asleep for the most of it.)
7. Survive a bar fight.(done)
8. Hike through a jungle, armed only with a machete.(done)
9. Go to the top of the tallest building in your country, then hit all the buttons in a crowded elevator on the way down.
10. Hold auditions for a posse.
11. Give your girlfriend an enormous candy-diamond Ring Pop and try to convince her it’s the real thing.
12. Pick up a piece of road kill with a stick and chase a child with it.(done)
13. Buy a round for a packed bar.
14. Stand outside a bar pretending to be a bouncer and collect a “cover charge” from clueless tourists.(done)
15. Get a woman to pay you for sex. Or at least try.
16. Go into a gun store and ask the guy, “What do you recommend for teaching someone a lesson?”(done)
17. Drink vodka in Moscow, smoke a cigar in Cuba, eat some Peking duck in Beijing, and take a dump in Iraq.
18.. Go to an all-you-can-eat buffet the moment it opens and stay for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
19. Play a hurtful, unfunny practical joke on an office rival, where apologizing for an earlier unfunny practical joke is part of the gag.(done)
20.. Take a bank robber’s gun from him and blow his brains out…or, whatever.
2. drop your drunk friend off in a gutter
3. Wake up In a Frickin’ Gutter
4. Hit a hole in one (with witnesses).
5. Go to your high school reunion dressed as a homeless guy.
6. Make it through an entire porn video.(done except i was asleep for the most of it.)
7. Survive a bar fight.(done)
8. Hike through a jungle, armed only with a machete.(done)
9. Go to the top of the tallest building in your country, then hit all the buttons in a crowded elevator on the way down.
10. Hold auditions for a posse.
11. Give your girlfriend an enormous candy-diamond Ring Pop and try to convince her it’s the real thing.
12. Pick up a piece of road kill with a stick and chase a child with it.(done)
13. Buy a round for a packed bar.
14. Stand outside a bar pretending to be a bouncer and collect a “cover charge” from clueless tourists.(done)
15. Get a woman to pay you for sex. Or at least try.
16. Go into a gun store and ask the guy, “What do you recommend for teaching someone a lesson?”(done)
17. Drink vodka in Moscow, smoke a cigar in Cuba, eat some Peking duck in Beijing, and take a dump in Iraq.
18.. Go to an all-you-can-eat buffet the moment it opens and stay for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
19. Play a hurtful, unfunny practical joke on an office rival, where apologizing for an earlier unfunny practical joke is part of the gag.(done)
20.. Take a bank robber’s gun from him and blow his brains out…or, whatever.
