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All First Officers and Captains of military class vessals please report all sightings of the enemy on this freaquency. A copy of the war declairation follows:

War Declairation

I, fogman444, President and leader of the Republic hereby issue a declairation of war on the {G.R.O.S.S.} Empire as of July 1st 2003 23:11. This declairation legalizes the following:
A. Public denouncment of the stated faction.
B. Authorization for all military spacecraft to engage, at will, any vessal belonging or pleadging alegence to the stated faction.
C. An Extensive propaganda campaign utilizing all availiable forms of media.
D. Detainment of any combatant from the stated faction.

The Above is hereby signed and dated by the President of the Republic:

fogman444 07/1/03


This message shall be repeated on all Republic Freaquencies.
This message is made public in compliace with the UP code of Due Notice under UP law section 42 heading 5.7 subheading 2
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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top
Posting the exact same message in two threads is spamming. It's frowned on round here.

But it's yet more proof we thoroughly own you!!!!... BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top
On behalf of the ANZAC Empire, I have been authorized to make the following statement:

1) We demand that the conflict be televised in widescreen format and surround sound, to maximize our viewing pleasure.

2) All Churches of the Holy Brew (pubs) are sacred ground. No fighting in these places is permitted until a minimum bet of $50 on the result has been made, and at least ten alcholic drinks have been purchased by both parties. Fighting with doing this is disrespectful to the pub brawlers of ancient times.

3) We reserve the right to laugh at whoever loses.

That is all.

This message shall be posted on the walls of all public toilets.
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Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top
To aid you in your valiant battle against the G.R.O.S.S we present you with some of our finest influence points:

1) try and spell 'declaration' correctly in the future to increase your influence.

2) also try and spell 'frequency' correctly.
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Reply #7 from Stardock Forums Top
Russellmz2,
Thanks for your tireless efforts at being the forum's apointed cheif spellchecker to the king. Only 2,963,391 more posts for you to check at this website. ;)

By the way, try and capitalize the beginning of your sentences. LOL
Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top
I don't know about G.R.O.S.S, but we're creeping up on Gama Squad! Look out or we'll be number 8 before long.
Reply #10 from Stardock Forums Top
The Gamma Squad is definitely more in your league, Republicans. And watch the Spiders, they are not the inverts you think they are.

Follow the Metaverse Warring Protocols (UP Regulations chapter 92) and pick on someone your own size. ;)
Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top
Hmmm....time to crack a tinny and hit the couch. Put the drop bears to bed. We shall waste no sheep here. We might send you a Wiggles tape to help you sleep. ;)
Reply #12 from Stardock Forums Top
Does anyone ever win by picking on their own size? honestly, we must endure, we must for we are in too far to turn back now
Reply #13 from Stardock Forums Top
"we must for we are in too far to turn back now"

No, you're not -just tell G.R.O.S.S. you were drunk or temporarily insane when you declared war, and they might go easy on you. :)
Reply #14 from Stardock Forums Top
G.R.O.S.S is not so far out of our league as they think. So they got triple our points. Big deal. We've just begun to fight! :CONGRAT: >:( :CONGRAT:
Reply #15 from Stardock Forums Top
Wow, that's almost funnier than the war delaration LOL . Ok, looks liek you'll recieve the worst stomping G.R.O.S.S. can provide.

Have a terrific day ;)
Reply #16 from Stardock Forums Top
No, you're not -just tell G.R.O.S.S. you were drunk or temporarily insane when you declared war, and they might go easy on you

Or beam over some good microbrew as tribute. That will do the trick.
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Reply #17 from Stardock Forums Top
Big deal. We've just begun to fight!

We've been fighting doggedly for a long time now. What do you mean you've just begun to fight. You mean that you haven't been really fighting this whole time??? Someone should smack you up the head.
Reply #18 from Stardock Forums Top
Hey has the president assumed dictatorship of the Republic, yet. It always happens during a time of crisis. Although the dictator is usually elected.
Reply #20 from Stardock Forums Top
What is this buzzing sound but an insect of minor note
flouting its own inadequicies in a vain attempt to
cover up the stated same.

A war, indeed, no such measure of stupidity has ever
been proposed by one such as you, and that is saying
much.

As per the rules of the war, a declared war shall
last two weeks upon the close of which, the empire
with the highest total gain in new points shall
aquire the supperior of the highest ranked overlord or
the 3rd highest senator(excepting the emperor) for
the duration of one week past the end of the war.

Only empires that declare themselves of the warrior
caste can be so declared.

You really should have picked on someone your own size :)

G.R.O.S.S. is rated at 344206.1 and risks Staffa at 55348.3

The Republic is rated at 98707.5 and risks Arcilte at
17754.7

At risk and captured overlords/senators can not be
placed at risk until the are either no longer at risk
or returned to their original empire.
Reply #22 from Stardock Forums Top
Staffa fyi:

Prewar G.R.O.S.S. was rated at 328,146.1 and the republic 98,707.5 So we've already scored the difference between 344206.1 and 328,146.1 post war. They have scored zero. You're falling behind Republic. You're falling behind. Tell you what.
Reply #24 from Stardock Forums Top
Wow, they declared war with no offensive capacity
prepared? Not very swift of them :)

Now those canadians, good thing they didnt declare
war on us, else id be going north.
Reply #25 from Stardock Forums Top
Now those canadians, good thing they didnt declare
war on us, else id be going north.


Saving up games like the canadians did only to submit them later after a declared war is a violation of section 2-15.