That filthy haggis muncher.
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Is it true he sells fedoras on The Moon now?
I must be "completely starkers" to expect any sympathy, compassion, understanding, *insert additional dramatically enhanced emotional adjectives here* from the bunch of cranky old bastards in here!
And damn you starkers! Couldn't you at least have softened the blow a little? Maybe a little, "Listen DWM, we understand that you do deserve your own thread but the maniacal powers at SD just don't recognize your wonderfulness to it's fullest extent! If it was up to us, the site would be called 'DWMCustomize' and there would be a picture of you and your ass kicking Warehouse theme top left instead of the lame lizard that appears there now."
But no... you just to go ahead and tell me nothing short of... Oooo cookies! Mmmm, I love chocolate chip cookies! Geez I hope we have some of that lactose free milk here. Oh geez, now where the hell are my glasses? Consarn wife always moving my stuff. Oh, there they are. Hey, I forgot about this coupon for Friday's. Those Jack Daniels burgers are great. Wonder if my daughter will call this week? The reminds me I need to send in that AARP form, now where'd I put that thing? Hey I wonder if.... oh good lord my bladder needs relieving for the 14th time today damn it.
Have you tried throwing your old-man diapers at him? Threatened to post pictures of your raw gums on every thread? Jafo has to have a weakness. Every super power does. Wasn't there an old thread about his aversion to Asparagus?
WHUT? Impossible! He's always loved me and could NEVER love another! He even posted it on his Facebook page!
Welcome to MY world........ 
/me goes back to knitting his new tea cosy. (well, it's a KIND of skinning!)
1. You are only because of the facelift... but one day you're gonna have to undo that tight pony tail behind yer ears. Remember that.
B. That would be unwise... he hasn't had a recent tetanus shot cos it interferes with his 'testosterone boosters' AKA Viagra.
III. And thinking of hair, which I do, Ashley and Martin still want you to do that TV ad showing off your brand new hair implants.
4. Now, now, don't encourage the bloke like that... he has a hard enough time remembering who you are as it is.
e. Aw c'mon, give the bloke a bit of credit. He only throws old-man-tantrums these days when whipper snappers remind him he is balding.
v. You can't blame Snowman for that... if you hadn't two-timed him with Fuzzy, all would still be well in the love department.
Hehe, just couldn't help myself, Bry, what with your picking on an old-new member like that, but not to worry, we still luvs ya. 
DWM2...your email has been hooked up to your old one...so you can now get back to DWM and cease looking like 'quasi-new-ish'....;)
Oh God! who kicked over a rock and found some old dudes.....makes me frakkin sick....next thing ya know were gonna be giving out huggles and trying to get the bot to quote us!
NO!!!! I'm completely starkers! Despite Jafo's objection! In fact, sometimes I will deliberately sign into WC when I'm stark bollocky nekkid just to thumb my nose at him. As for getting any sympathy or compassion from the old farts here, you'd have better luck spotting the Pope in a titty bar with a lap dancer on his knee. Nah, this lot are too worried about nappy rash and sneezing out their dentures to be offering any free solace to anyone... which reminds me, I need to get me some of that denture adhesive before hay fever season kicks in.
I considered a few shock tactic type things to sway him around to my way of thinking, but then I figured he'd be the sort of bloke who'd have to go one better... so I thought better of it. I was going to PM him a pic of me pulling a real grotesque face with my eyeballs bulging and dentures out, but that was soon put on a permanent backburner when I realised he could PM me something even uglier.
Sorry Paul, but you know how it is, insomnia comes to visit and keeps you up all night, there's fech all on TV yer wanna watch, everyone you know is in bed already and you've got all this time on your hands... what to do, what to do? As is evidenced, I came here to this thread and tried to stoop as low as some of the other old farts here... guess I'll find out if I succeeded sometime in the AM, eh?
A tea cosy, eh! Dunno about a KIND of skinning, though [and here I am picking on you again... blame the other old farts for getting me started].
Speaking of knitting, it reminds me of some grafitti we saw in the London Underground some years back. Someone had written: "My mother made me a homosexual."
And somebody else wrote underneath: "If I buy her the wool would she make me one too."
Hehe, so are you an accomplished knitter or just a beginner?
And do you do 'peter heaters' for Winter? Cos if I buy you the wool...........
Can't... hold... it..... back.....
MEGATON!!!!!!
Nah... he's such a lill' cutie.....
Easy now, fellas. There's enough snow for all..... you'll just have to wait for the winter..... 
Or as some crazy person-ish skinner said:
<Hippy> I had a Mac and Cheese earlier. Still picking bits of Hard Drive from my teeth.
He lost his glasses and was last seen roaming around in aisle 13 at his local Walmart hoarding cookies and yelling profanities at old ladies.
(And yes, that IS him)
PS.: Poked him, as well, on his Facebook. 
I suspect he'll be here shortly.
Transmutate and Scarebear's been invited, too.
Ok, enough rounding up msheep for tonight.....
yeap, that GR. i met him in Detroit also. he's one of the most quiet individuals i've ever had the pleasure of meeting. he's extremely nice, too.
mormegil still working for stardock?
WooHoo! Now I can go back to living the lie that I'm not old anymore.
You can see a few of the oldies here:- http://www.angelfire.com/nj2/mttraulsen/Pictureland.html
Yup.
Mine used to be there but one thing's for sure... there are some scary looking freaks skinning!
DAMN IT WHY WON'T IT SHOW MY AVATAR! I still look like an alien. (HEY keep the comments to yourself!)
True story and good point. I have enough scary in my life for now.
I think we need to arrange some kind of group e-hug here to show the newbs the love we all shar...
Oh good lord I couldn't even finish the sentence without getting nauseous. I must be "mature" now.
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