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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3351 Top

Robitussin
chop and screw

OxyContin
flap and spue

High information.

Reply #3352 Top

Have you picked up the Dick Morris survival guide yet?
His survival depends on it

Reply #3354 Top

Don't forget to get a copy of the Good Old Propaganda guide.

Reply #3355 Top

What was Morris Care?
How would it have been better?
Wasn't it just do nothing?

Reply #3356 Top

One difference between insects and humans.

Humans can ignore certain types of outside stimulus.

Reply #3358 Top

The only way to prove a missile is useless is to launch it.

Reply #3359 Top

The following is a true story,
the names have been changed to protect the guilty:

Jed was working in California using a programmable calculator that
he programmed,pulling muscles
and blowing his back all day every day.
Jed had car,truck and home insurance.
The home insurance cost $250 per year.
The economy went into the toilet and Jed's income went from
$3000 per month to zero.
Jed sold his house and canceled the home insurance and moved
to slab city near the salten sea.
One month later his car and truck insurance went up $168 per year.
After getting the bill Jed sent his friend Fred to get eggs and
on the way Fred got stuck in a traffic jamb and rolled through
a red light at 1.5 mph and got a $600 dollar ticket.

That should give you all the "why" you are looking for.

Reply #3360 Top

Rush Limbaugh said not to participate in a recession.

Reply #3361 Top

Ever notice that library has the word lie in it?
That's where they keep em.

Reply #3362 Top

After someone figures out a formula that explains
how the universe came to exist,
I guess humans will create their own universe.

Reply #3365 Top

"262 Days average to hear back"
would make a great recruitment slogan,
you could put it on a poster and everything.

Reply #3367 Top

If you explain your strategy in an interview
you no longer have a strategy.

Reply #3368 Top

You could do something different,
instead of trying to beat the opposition
with a hallucinated scandal you could
try using an intelligent platform that
succeeds in communicating with the "low information voter".

Reply #3369 Top

Instead of trying to destroy the opposition
with a fantasized scandal you could
try using a brilliant platform that
succeeds in connecting with the "low information voter".

Reply #3370 Top

Wouldn't it be more efficient and a better use of resources if
we stopped pursuing political scandals that are going nowhere
and focused on learning how to communicate effectively
with the voters and convince them that our ideas are better.

Reply #3371 Top

Give credit where credit is due.
Link.
Oh and check out the date on the article,
but hurry it might get fixed soon.

Reply #3372 Top

default credit swaps
mortgage backed securities

Reply #3373 Top

Watergate
Iran-Contra gate
Blue dress gate
Weapons of mass destruction gate (brushed under the carpet)
To big to fail gate (brushed under the carpet)
Present day

Reply #3374 Top

The 14 minute video clips were initially uploaded to YouTube in July 2012

Reply #3375 Top

The 14 minute video clips were initially uploaded to YouTube in July 2012


Timeline: Protests over anti-Islam video

Link

From Wikipedia

Link

Intelligence reports are never wrong?
Weapons of mass destruction were in Iraq?