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I need a joke today

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June 6, 2017 10:39 PM from

WinCustomize Forums

Signs seen at the restaurant workers' pep rally.

"EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS AFTER THEY PICK IT"

"NO CRACK MINING AT THE KID'S MEAL STATION"

"PLEASE DON'T SNEEZE IN THE CARRY OUT BAGS"

"REMEMBER TO SMILE AND SAY WELCOME TO FLUFFY'S FOOT LONGS"

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Reply #276 September 3, 2026 6:38 PM from

Stardock Forums Top

a man walks past the park and sees a dog sitting up at a chess board, playing a proper game against its owner. he says that has to be the smartest animal alive.

owner says not really, i beat him three out of four.

Reply #277 September 7, 2026 7:01 AM from

Stardock Forums Top

They tell me the new version is faster. It is.

It reaches the part where I have to fix it much sooner than before.

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