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Pretty damn funny

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That's about as funny as an upchuck in a space helmet....
.... or the runs in a wet suit.
Not even!
Unless it happens to somebody else.
I thought this was unique.
Was this fake news?
Who tells the truth?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/russia-shoot-down-missiles-fired-12341890
"Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find."
January 1996; thought to be a reference to Paula Jones and her charge that
President Clinton had sexually assaulted her, but Carville insisted he meant Gennifer Flowers.
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