I Am 'blank' Of Oz

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Okay, this is a variation on the 'Blank of Borg Thread', but it has numerous possibilities and the WC forums do need a hefty injection of input to keep them alive, so come on people, so stop lurking and get involved.

I'll start:

I'm Nuts of Oz and I have a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock.

Or:

I am Jafo of Oz and I can only spell English properly when it's Aussie slang.

Get the idea?  Thing is, it can be about any Aussie members, other members or just various folk in the news, ect. but hey, get involved and have some fun.. orright.

Here's another...

I am Trump of Oz and my last visit to Ashley and Martin went horribly wrong.  They used some of my pubic hair to transplant onto my head and now everyone's calling me a dickhead.

 

Your turn........

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Well I'm having no luck coming up with anything in this format, which is typical of me, but perhaps you'll allow me to completely digress and offer up something completely unrelated:

It is a brave soul indeed who dares to fart while bending over. o_O  

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'm Good Memory of Oz.... and remembering it's vSylers birthday today....happy birthday V... :beer:  B)  

Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top


I am Jafo of Oz and I can only spell English properly when it's Aussie slang.
End of quote

Well....mine's already done...;)

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

C'mon people, you's can do better than that....

Dave: I am DaveRI of Oz, and I bent over at an inopportune moment and blew a koala out of its tree.

 

Sydneysiders:  I am Sydneysiders of Oz, and I caused a massive stir when I went skinnydipping in Sydney Harbour during peak hour.

 

Jafo:  I am Paul of Oz, and at my age my legs get oh so tired pedalling around town, so these days I latch on to the back of a Melbourne tram and free-wheel about the place.

 

Me: I am starkers of Oz, and my wardrobe is empty bar the raincoat I open up to give li'l old spinsters a bit of a thrill.

 

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 4

Sydneysiders:  I am Sydneysiders of Oz, and I caused a massive stir when I went skinnydipping in Sydney Harbour during peak hour.
End of starkers's quote

 

8C     How did you know......  :blush:  

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting sydneysiders, reply 5


Quoting starkers,
reply 4

Sydneysiders:  I am Sydneysiders of Oz, and I caused a massive stir when I went skinnydipping in Sydney Harbour during peak hour.



 

8C     How did you know......  :blush:  

End of sydneysiders's quote

I have my ways.... and spies.  I mean, a bloke has to know what's going on in Sydney, what's being plotted before this year's State Of Origin series. 

Not only that, Channel 9 censored their footage, blanking out bits 'n pieces.... and I had to be sure it was you.

;P :grin:  :rofl:  

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I are up and down of Oz. First the downs but them was trumped by the ups.

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Platypus of Oz, and I am so very, very confused ...  and yet so darned handsome.

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Zeke of OZ and confusion is my forte.

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You think you're confused ... I don't know if I'm supposed to quack or bark ...

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Then you gotta quark.

I are Contraction person of OZ. I can do stuff.

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Uvah of Oz and I plaited my puss, now it looks like Bob Marley with all those dreadlocks.

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Plaited out of OZ. Eight felines are hard to do all at once.

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am the "James Bond" of OZ.

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Ian Fleming of Oz and I didn't write you into the Oz story because you drink too many martinis and shagged too many beautiful women elsewhere in the world.

Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Shutdown of OZ. I made history.

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Trump of Oz and somebody called Cyclone blew my thatched roof off and revealed the chrome dome underneath.

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 15

I am Ian Fleming of Oz and I didn't write you into the Oz story because you drink too many martinis and shagged too many beautiful women elsewhere in the world.
End of starkers's quote

I am James Bond of OZ and I do not drink martinis. I drink :beer:  :beer:  :beer:  :beer:  :beer:  :beer:  :beer:  :beer:  

As for the women! You are only jealous.

Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I are 00 Naught of OZ. I don't do nuthin' 

Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Aussie007, reply 18

I am James Bond of OZ and I do not drink martinis.
End of Aussie007's quote

If you don't drink martinis then you are a James Bond imposter.

Quoting Aussie007, reply 18

As for the women! You are only jealous.
End of Aussie007's quote

Nope! 

I are starkers of Oz, and having my 'wares' on show got me more women than I could poke a stick at.

Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I am Geoffrey Rush of Oz and I'm gonna sue, sue, sue until I have all your money.

I are Prince Phillip of Oz, and the missus said that I'm getting too old to take the Range Rover out for a spin, but I showed her... well sort of.