US TV Shows I Will Boycott

So I've been scouring the net for new TV shows to watch and nothing much of interest has shown up.  I also posted a thread 'What's Everyboy Watching On TV These Days', hoping that I might get a lead on something new and interesting to watch, but alas, nothing was forthcoming, just stuff I'd already seen.

Anyway, I'd been thinking about stuff I definitely don't want to see and US TV shows with 'doctored' love scenes came to mind.... women covering up with sheets after the dirty deed, and digital pasties covering womens nipples.  In real life, people who've just done the nasty, bumped bellies, etc, don't cover up their rude bits afterwards., and I want reality in love scenes or not at all.

I mean, what's so rude or disgusting about a nipple anyways?  It's not like we had a bunch of female mass murderers who went around killing people with their nipples... or women who had found a way to illegally extract cash from ATMs, so nipples have to be covered up to prevent more theft.  And has a nipple ever poked anybody's eye out?  Nope, nipples never harmed anybody.  They are perfectly natural and made by God [if you believe in thet sort of thing]... and they attract men as part of the mating process, so they should be freed on telly when love scene are showing bare boobies.  This covering nipples with digital pasties is an afront to my feelings.

Not only do I want to see truth in TV loves scenes, I want to see nipples.... female nipples. And lots of 'em.   It's okay to show mens nipples during and after TV loves scenes, but not womens?  To me that is not only hypocritical but sexist.  Besides, mens nipples do nothing for me.  And what about all the women who very much want to see womens nipples?  See, I'm not being sexist and wanting to free the nipples just for mens enjoyment, I believe that women should also be able to see lots of freed nipples on TV as well.

There you have it, I'm boycotting US TV shows that hide the nipple behind digital pasties and crap.  Nipples need to be acknowledged, celebrated and embraced [and oh how I like to embrace some right now], and it's up to us, as liberated people of the free world to demand the freeing of nipples on US TV and anywhere else it's appropriate to flash 'em.

He, he, he.