Spin the Tail on the donkey!

A free for all...

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By jove! I've got it!

I'll start with some of my favorite silly quotes!

“The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.”

"If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind...what does an EMPTY desk mean?"

“A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."

“Every morning is the dawn of a new error”

“Madness takes it's toll...please have exact change”

“This is my favorite time of day. Well, there it goes!"

“When I said I didn't mind changing diapers...I didn't know you were meaning yours."

“Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire”
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Too much of anything...is just enough



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Smith and Wesson…the original point and click interface
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Ut oh! It's the ultimate ChinaCat-Shmoopy quote match! Where's the tub of wrestling jello?
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For the boyz...

I read your mind…and trust me it was a short story

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Your story seems to have been carried here from a long distance.It is farfetched.
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Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Mmmm kay?



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There's always light at the end of the tunnel...before it goes totally black
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I had a friend once…then the rope broke and he got away.

Darn!

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The secret to success is sincerity… Once you can fake that you’ve got it made
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Just when you think you've seen it all, then came schmoopy?

After a hard days work this is just what I needed. TY.
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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.


Chas, if you mention Kleenex once more I'm gonna whip out my chain-mail hankies and give you a nose lashing you shan't EVER forget!

/me tries to re-adjust her halo...

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I think, therefor, ass I am. >
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It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end!


I've missed you Old Crab...one thing I know about ya is...you are young at heart and not so crabby after all.

*she stands on her head until she gets dizzy and realizes how stupid it is to stand on her head at age 37)* -wait, make that ANY age. hehe

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Once apon a time, there was a "Queen", and the males "Play The Game", and "Another One Bites The Dust", in that "Crazy Little Thing Called Loved", just "Don't Try Suicide".
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Queen was a great band...I miss them.
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Yes, but maybe a new "Queen" has arisen, at WC at least. I'm glad these guys finally realize how beautiful you are. It's sad that it took a picture for them to realize it though.
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Chas, learn to skin...it will do you a world of good...especially if you're an insomniac. I know it sure got me through some tough times...

Please be nice. EH?

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I've always been nice to you. Haven't I, Shmoopy? Even before the pic. If you think I'm not being nice now, spank me. Whether I deserve it or not.
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The thing you look for is always in the last place you check.
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It's not the picture that counts, it's what's inside it
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Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer...and DTA...Don't trust anybody!
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hehe Kona...

sometimes you get lucky and can trust (I said sometimes!) hehe
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NEVER! especially on the web!