Dumb question

does anyone, anywhere not have a cell phone and (or) computer with internet wired up their collective butts, or an I the only old DMF, that read in bed, or the comode, at work, or other places that are not infront of a frigging computer. I am looking for documentation for some of your software ( I reakize that the Americans coming out of school these days are lucky if they can sign their own name, beside read something). According to what I am dinding programs no longer provide documentation, all they want is your money  then give you a big smiley face FU. Let me guess, Stardock does not provide documentation that is downloadable.

I just a poor country, running bare-foot and bare-assed in my cut-off bid-coverall with a two jug of shile in the left hand and 12 gs shotgun ther other- an at eighty years of age, I still manage to read T LEAST ONE BOOK A MONTH. If I remember correctly, I asked this same question ten years ago, AGAIN five years ago and will get the same answer....NONE. Over the last fifteen years I have written a number of emails WITH REPLY and several phone call to your offices when some lady tell me she will have someone contact me....WELL I am still waiting young lady.

If this public and everyone can read it, here is a word of advice:

IF THE SOFTWARE YOU ARE BUYING DOWS NOT HAVE DOWNLOADABLE DOCUMENTATION....DO NOT BUY THE PRODUCT.