canadians
thanks for nothing JAFO
)? You guys gotta like her. And Avril Lavigne. We've got some wicked good talent coming out of Canada these days. Not to mention mad cows.
| We've got some wicked good talent coming out of Canada these days |
| 'Course they're mad. It's - 40 with the wind chill |
Ah but our evil plan did not start nor did it stop with Celine. Here are a few of our secret weapons to drive the our US neighbours totally berzerk:
- William Shatner
- Matthew Perry (from Friends)
- Mike Myers
- Jim Carrey
- Of course the Kids in the Hall and Bob and Doug McKenzie.
- Pamela Anderson
- Neve Campbell
- and many more. I can't just reveal all of our Great Plan !
! Hahaha! Now you're stuck with him, keep him! *Sadistic Laghter*
Corky and the Juice Pigs.....[Canadians, I believe]......
We are Americans
We are Americans, ah yeah!
We carry great big guns
'Cause we are Americans
Oh yeah!
We're strong (we're strong!)
And we're free (we're free!)
We are Coke, We are Pepsi
'Cause we are Americans
We are Americans
What we'd like to do for you right now, is a short history of the United States of America.
First of all a short scene depicting the United States of America, and their diplomacy.
Hey pal, do whatever I tell ya!
No!
I got a really big gun here...
All right then.
Yeah!
Secondly a short scene depicting the United States of America, and their economy, yeah!
Hey pal, gimme all your money.
No!
I got a really big gun here...
All right!
And thirdly a short scene depicting the United States of America, and I'm sure we all understand their foreign policy, yeah!
Hey pal, let's go fight a war in Iraq.
Okay! Where's Iraq?
Yeah!
And finally a short scene depicting the United States of America, and the settlement, the settlement of that great nation, we know and love as the USA, yeah.
Hey you Indian. Here's a bunch of glass beads, gimme all your land.
No.
I got a great big gun here.
Nice beads!
We are Americans
We are Americans, ah yeah!
We carry great big guns, yeah!
'Cause we are Americans
We're strong (we're strong!)
And we're free (we're free!)
We are Coke, We are Pepsi
And we wear
Canadian flags
When we travel
On our bags
'Cause we are Americans (ah yeah!)
We are Americans (c'mon everybody, make like you're at Woodstock, yeah!)
We are Americans
We are Americans
We are Americans, Here we go!
We are Americans
Everythng I do... I do it for you.
| Hey you Indian. Here's a bunch of glass beads, gimme all your land.No.I got a great big gun here.Nice beads! |
No, BKB....we had MUCH more class than the invasion/destruction of the 500 nations....we wiped them ALL out....good old Pommie shooting clubs....foxes and hounds....[well, in Tassie, anyway]....yes, as I said, issues with every country/nationality, equally.
I am no hypocrite...
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