OK Ive' gone nuts....

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What do you you call the ghost of a chicken?..........a poultrygeist
What do you you call a person who tells you the lyrics to 4 songs?A "fortune teller"

Look I know they are bad .Sometimes you just have to go for it.You know I didnt ask to be famous,I just wanted to be popular.
I have lost weight
PLUS I have been taking sensativaty lessons.(if you have an issue,explain it to me and I promise not to laugh)

ok last crappy joke...you might not think this is funny,but I did.Upon request.

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
mostly were that I quit telling jokes
Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I hope you got a good supply of cookies for when those munchies set in I.R.
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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Padded cell for Mr Brainiac...

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
...perhaps it is the cookies!





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might have been brownies



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Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
From Alice B. Toklas' now famous cookbook:

Alice, in a hurry to publish her cookbook and having only enough recipes to fill half a book, called on the help of her friends to submit recipes to her. Brion Gysin, a bit of a practical joker submitted the following recipe. Alice didn't take the time to read it over and test it out.....

Brion Gysin came up with "Haschich Fudge, which anyone could whip up on a rainy day." By way of introduction he gushed, "This is the food of Paradise.... it might provide an entertaining refreshment for a Ladies' Bridge Club or a chapter meeting of the DAR.... Euphoria and brilliant storms of laughter ecstatic reveries and extensions of one's personality on several simultaneous planes are to be complacently expected. Almost anything Saint Theresa did, you can do better." The active ingredient in the fudge was what Gysin called "canibus sativa," more familiarly known as marijuana.

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Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Durn I dont remember putting that sock in my mouth...oh wait,thats my tongue
Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top
OK Ive' gone nuts....


Well, well, well...... it's nice to see that you finally realized that
Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top
So, Mr. Brainiac, you're like saying, you're squirrely now?!?

So, do ya got your own personal little pad of post-its to keep track of where you're storing all your nuts???? Because it's very important to keep track of where you've got nuts stashed...just ask the squirrel from the Ice Age movie...it can cause serious problems if you lose track of the storage places!!!!!!! (Or haven't you made it to Shrek 2 yet????)

/me has a corny joke to add to the list, just to keep on subject! (Wouldn't want to be accused of "hide-jacking" this here thread.... )...okay here we go! What do you call alimony? The place where Crockett, Bowie, Travis and about 180 other guys died fighting for Texas's independence!
Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
thats terrible lovesblessing!
Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
We try, Mr. B, we try!


/me is sometimes veeerrrrry trying!!!!

/me has another one for Da'Brain! Derange: land where de buffalo roam!!!!
Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Redneck dictionary.Aspect...as in "I 'aspect' you meant to do that."
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dbl post
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