AMERICA'S BEST AND CHEAPEST HEALTHCARE PROGRAM

The American's seem to be a bunch of decadent whiners with their hand out all the time

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EAT A HEALTHY DIET......MOST OF YOU ARE GLUTTONOUS, UGLY FATSOS.

GET MORE EXERCISE......MOST OF YOU ARE LAZY COUCH POTATOES.

STOP SMOKING CIGARETTES......THEY MAKE YOU CAUGH AND GIVE YOU LUNG CANCER.

STOP USING ILLEGAL DRUGS......THEY TURN YOUR BRAIN INTO MUSH.

STOP IRRESPONSIBLE DRINKING......ALCOHOLICS END UP WITH ALL KINDS OF HEALTH PROBLEMS.

TELL YOUR STUPID KIDS TO STOP USING STEROIDS......STEROIDS GIVE YOU BRAIN CANCER BEFORE YOU ARE 35.

STOP BEING HOMOSEXUALS......MORE THAN HALF OF THE FAGGOTS END UP GETTING AIDS BEFORE THEY ARE 30.

STOP HAVING SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE......STD'S ARE PANDEMIC AND FAR WORSE DISEASES ARE ON THE WAY.

STOP PROCREATING BASTARDS......THEY BECOME CRIMINALS AND END UP ON WELFARE PROGRAMS FOR LIFE.

STOP DEMANDING GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS......GET A JOB AND PAY FOR YOUR OWN WAY THROUGH LIFE.

The American People are the most unhealthy in the world. It's about time someone told them why this is so. They acually pay HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS a year making themselves sick. No amount of government health programs will help them until they change their decadent way of life.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
True. But it's not like somebody's gonna read that and "see the light," so what was the point?

~Dan
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
And when you stop breathing just let me know and I'll call you an undertaker.
By the way would you happen to have handy a cheap remedy for ugliness? GCJ
Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's true, but sadly, the liberals just don't want to do things themselves. They'd rather have drugs do it for them.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
and since it's more or less a Christian nation and all the comments of your post and how awful everyone is, i guess Christianity is a failed experiement
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Kind of like how atheism is a failed experiment because the Soviet Union crumbled.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
STOP USING ILLEGAL DRUGS......THEY TURN YOUR BRAIN INTO MUSH.


So when can we expect Rush Limbaugh's prison term to begin?

The American People are the most unhealthy in the world.

An outright lie, since the life expectancy in some African nations is well below 40.