My new Corvette ..

Hi,

here is the story of my new Corvette.. the newest fastest ship in the metaverse

I was cruizing along using impulse drive in the newest model supped up corvette
and a little battleaxe was behind us
his horn went beeep beep beep...
so i set my newest model supped up corvette to warp 1
I looked behind and they were still there
his horn went beeep beep beep...
so i set my newest model supped up corvette to warp 3
I looked behind and they were still there
his horn still honking across the communicator... beeep beep beep...
this is rediculous.. so i set my newest model supped up corvette to warp 6
his horn still honking across the communicator... beeep beep beep...
I looked behind and they were still there
now this was getting embarising...
so i tweaked my engines oft my newest model supped up corvette to overload and made warp 10 as fast as it could go
I looked out the side viewport..
his horn still going beep.. beeep. beeeep.
I saw the pilot of this puny little ship shurgging his sholders... and then I herd over the universal translator
Hey buddy can you tell me how to get this thing out of second gear...........

{Booooooom} he swearved just in time as my ships engines exploded.. hurtling my escape pod into space just in time..
He focused his tractor beam on me and took me to the nearest starbase unser tow...



~SDC~