The Illuminati Lodge

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ok, here it is, the Illuminati communication thread!

a lot of people has been asking when we will put one up, so, here it is. we have finally made it to the galactic map (thanks to Treylis for his high scores), and one of our members has made it to the top 10 players (again, thank you Treylis).




things to discuss:

1) get hold of Treylis
2) find ways to get more recruits
3) find things to talk about in our thread! (im serious) LOL
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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top
Gongradulations on joining us in the top 10 and squashing those arachnids {I hate spiders} LOL

Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top
Perhaps Treyliss is really a shadowy member of the real Illuminati and prefers to remain unseen. If I disappear, you'll all know why after I was so foolish as to state this.

Congrats on making the Galactic map! You never know you could have secret members in all the other major empires and actually be in first place.

I wonder if the Illuminati is behind the nefarious Budweiser conspiracy.

Happy Scheming,
- Cypher
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top
Congrats, Illuminati! Now, keep up the good work!

You never know, you might get quite a few recruits from this thread! :)
Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top
We hold so little territory(1%) on the galactic map that we must be a minor race or something. But that doesn't matter, because we're really controlling all of the empires behind their backs.

As for contacting treylis, next time I put up a mod, I'll put TREYLIS COME POST IN THE ILLUMINATI THREAD in the description. If he checks the library, he'll notice for sure.
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top
Also, the recruiting has started working. We already got one new member, even if he has 0 points.
Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top
These guys must be impostors. The real Illuminati would never have a public recruiting drive like this. Well, unless it's some twisted plot to see how much people know about the Illuminati...

Maybe I shouldn't post this... aah! The mouse is moving to submit and I can't stop it! They're everywhere! DAMN YOU ILLUMINATI!!!!

:-p
Reply #7 from Stardock Forums Top
Perhaps we're just a cover-up for the real illuminati, but maybe were just saying that to fool you, or something mushc more sinister.

TheQuack, we are coming for you...
Reply #8 from Stardock Forums Top
One day in the Baggy Trousers and you're already heading for town. Your light is not that bright Illuminati and we're going to stuff you back underground soon.
Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top
where ia the "spanish inquistion " when you need it... or the knights of "Ni"
Reply #10 from Stardock Forums Top
One day in the Baggy Trousers and you're already heading for town. Your light is not that bright Illuminati and we're going to stuff you back underground soon.
End of quote

Ha! We have less than half as many players and we're still ebating you. You cannot defeat the Illuminati!
Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top
You cannot defeat the Illuminati!
End of quote


That's the spirit!
Reply #12 from Stardock Forums Top
It's not enough for them to run the UN. Or even the world one day. Now they seek the Meta itself! RUN! :)

Consider this your formal thread crashing.
Reply #13 from Stardock Forums Top
Hey! Boss.

Does this mean us sleepers can come out in the open and admit to being secret members?
Reply #15 from Stardock Forums Top
Rainbird hands Kit a pair of glasses.

Thinks he must have been with all those sweaty male pirates too long. Very worrying.
Then leads him down a dark ally......where...awaits him.
Reply #16 from Stardock Forums Top
I cain't see! I cain't see! :( Whut theez hera speketakles fo? :notsure: Iz gitin' dak! Whyz it gitin' dak all the suddin?

Ok, let's run through this again, shall we? Rainbird asks, "Does this mean us sleepers can come out in the open and admit to being secret members?" This implies a hidden membership in the Illuminati. If we accept his story as true, then we can deduce that the lack of an Illuminati icon has no bearing on his membership status. Instead, based on his question, we can chase him, capture him, and torture him for information on the Illuminati. Are we all following this?
Reply #18 from Stardock Forums Top
Kit, oh blind one, the spectacles are so that you can tell the difference between the sexes. LOL
From your comments, it seems that you are too far gone for mere spectacles to help.

Your rapid, illogical jump to the conclusion that Rainbird is a male, shows what a sexist you are. >:(

Anyone care to continue the story as to what happens when the now blinded Kit stumbles down the dark ally after his quarry. Where shadowy figures are lurking.
Reply #19 from Stardock Forums Top
Man! I mean... woman! I hate it when this happens! Why this is at least the FOURTH time I've done this in the past two months. And that's just in this forum!

Although... now that you've pointed out your gender... the fellas know what I'm gonna do next... hehe ;)
Reply #20 from Stardock Forums Top
Then leads him down a dark ally......where...awaits him.
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Oh yeah! I'll take this one! :D Although this thread is going beyond 'hijacked' status. I better move this story to someplace where the kids won't see. ;) ...and keep an eye out for Quack's cameraman!
Reply #21 from Stardock Forums Top
Congrats on your own thread, Illuminati folks!

May your secret order grow and prosper!

Wait. The order ain't so secret now with its own thread. :D
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Reply #22 from Stardock Forums Top
You cannot defeat the Illuminati!

End of quote


Easy Peasy Japanesey. Done.

We only have 3 active players. Still 3 is all we need.
CDG is a modders website and unfortunately that means most of them are too busy modding, not playing. Our illustrious leader and a few cohorts are also involved in a big site upgrade and haven't been playing.
Reply #23 from Stardock Forums Top
Seems like the CDG and Illuminati are duking it out for a spot on the Galactic map. :)
Reply #24 from Stardock Forums Top
We only have 3 active players. Still 3 is all we need.CDG is a modders website and unfortunately that means most of them are too busy modding, not playing. Our illustrious leader and a few cohorts are also involved in a big site upgrade and haven't been playing.
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While we may have more active players(only one tho) we are still the better empire. I'm a modder too and I can still post my games.
Reply #25 from Stardock Forums Top
i think its a 3 way battle...

CDG
Illuminati
and
Arachnids

nice to see that the MetaVerse is changing... whether its for the better or worse only time will tell..