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Evil Empire's infernal thread

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Evil Empire's infernal thread

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ok, i did it; the first evil-only empire is now open (to evil people only of course)!!!

the rules are simple, you must have an overall morality of ether "chaotic evil", or "very evil" -anyone with a good, neutral, or no morality (because they haven’t submitted any games yet), are not allowed to stay in this empire. every few days, i will go through the empire, deleting anyone who does not have an evil morality. if you are deleted, it does not mean that you are banned, it just means that i wont let you stay in my empire until your overall morality becomes evil again. members are still allowed to play and submit games with a "good" morality, however, just make sure that your "good" and "neutral" games don’t change your morality to anything other then "evil".

i will be looking for some empire admins once a few people join my empire. if you do become an empire admin, one of your duties will be to delete any "neutral", "good" and no morality members.

if you are evil, come join the metaverse’s first “evil-only” empire. who knows, you just might get lucky and become an empire admin ;)
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Reply #2176 from Stardock Forums Top
Sometime today I guess. I was playing CS all day so I didn't notice either.
Reply #2177 from Stardock Forums Top
im trying out the Diplomats forum, its kinda neat, i just found out that i can use an animated gif as my avatar.
Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion
Reply #2178 from Stardock Forums Top
...somewhere in aldarian space...

Lord Pravage looks over the new overlords in his 'overlord training camp'...
A hand is raised. Pravage looks, "Yes?". The Drengin asks "Lord Pravage, I have noticed that your morality is always pure evil. How do you do this?". Pravage breaks a smile.
"You see Drengin, some individuals think Evil players are stupid. You have to be smart to be an evil player. I always ally myself with the strongest alien race, be that evil or good. But how can you ally yourself with a good race you say? Thats easy, just be good. You see, I know the way to change my alignment from pure good to pure evil in under a turn."
Stunned silence hits the crowd. Some Aldarian overlord shouts out " Then you are not EVIL. Only A True EVIL player would play as EVIL the entire game". The Aldarian is disintegrated.
Lord Pravage responds "Didn't I just say Evil was smart? We don't need any Stupid Evil Overlords!" as he shakes his disrupter menacingly.
"So all of you that like playing good. You can still play all good games and still be in the Evil Empire. All you have to do is these easy steps when you are close to winning".
1.) Get colony ships and load them up with 1 Mil colonists apiece.
2.) start colonizing sub-pq worlds (yes even the 3 pq worlds). You only want to trip the special event which you can do EVERY time if you just change the name of the system you are colonizing. YES! You heard me right. Change the name, automatic special event card. Just click the choice and destroy the colony.
And whalla! one step closer to the dark side.. MUHAHAHA!

So for all of you evil overlords that feel you just cant win playing it all evil. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU! YOU DONT HAVE TO! Its so easy to turn evil in a turn! Its cake! All of my games I have recorded have been pure evil but that doesnt mean I played them that way.

JOIN THE EVIL EMPIRE!
Reply #2179 from Stardock Forums Top
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! JOIN THE EVIL EMPIRE!

For those of you that follow the path of chaos, whether it be Khorne, Nurgle, Slaanesh, or Tzeentch. Join the EVIL EMPIRE or your Demon Princes and your Greater demons will fail you!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! JOIN THE EVIL EMPIRE!!
Reply #2181 from Stardock Forums Top
Mine have all died somehow. I honestly didn't know they liked food and shelter.
Reply #2182 from Stardock Forums Top
Mine have all died somehow. I honestly didn't know they liked food and shelter.
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LOL LOL LOL :D LOL LOL LOL
Reply #2184 from Stardock Forums Top
Nah, evil would be hacking the StarDock servers and pulling all metaverse players out of their empires and into ours and locking them so they can't leave and recreate their lost empires. We'd be at the top with no competition. Of course, we'd be inevitably stopped, but until then we could enjoy the top slot muahahaha.
Reply #2185 from Stardock Forums Top
i just did tons of studing this weekend for a test that i though i would have this wednesday. turns out its actually *next* wednesday! >:(
Reply #2186 from Stardock Forums Top
Fulgrymm >>> well, everyone except the neutrals and the goods. We would put everyone thats evil into Evil Empire, and everyone else would have their own individual empire, that way Evil Empire would clearly be #1! LOL
Reply #2188 from Stardock Forums Top
Anyone here interested in joining a MWC, Euro coalition of the willing to kick some Metaverse butt?? We are looking to set up for the clone war alliance battle. Think about it. Our three empires would combine our scores in the period we played.
Reply #2189 from Stardock Forums Top
Nope, not us. I can't speak for the rest of the empire but I've resigned myself to the fact that the No. 1 position is unattainable and have lowered my standards accordingly.
Reply #2190 from Stardock Forums Top
Nope, not us. I can't speak for the rest of the empire but I've resigned myself to the fact that the No. 1 position is unattainable and have lowered my standards accordingly.
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That's not completely true. Every couple of months there seems to be a major metaverse shakeup, where large numbers of players change empires. For example, just look at what happened to GROSS.
Reply #2191 from Stardock Forums Top
Yeah that was a while ago but they at least made it to top dog position. They had their time in the spotlight before crumbling. I would've been satisfied with that, but no the farthest we could get was 8th.
Reply #2192 from Stardock Forums Top
What I meant was that one or more of the top empires could crumble, many of the evil overlords could migrate here, and you would be a top contender.
Reply #2193 from Stardock Forums Top
It is very possible. We have seen new empires rise out of the dust of older ones and jump right into the top ten. So think about it, I will wait to hear back from more of your commrades.
Reply #2194 from Stardock Forums Top
For example, just look at what happened to GROSS.
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Yeah that was a while ago but they at least made it to top dog position.
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And why do you think we pirates were the original empire of evil deeds in the Meta? Because we are tough SOB's who were willing to get there by hook or crook and still don't know the meaning of the word quit even after a couple of major Meta shake-ups. So get back out there and make us proud to be associated with evil. Yes, it may be tough for you, but you Evil Ones knew being the standard bearers of evil did come with responsibilities. Not unless you are willing to hand the evil banner back to us pirates, of course.