Dark Assasin,

It's good to see ya hanging out in the forum! You should join Evil Empire, and then you can use that intro I wrote for you when you arrive!

with 2 more people, our empire will be doing very well. Dark Assasin, and Rainbird, since our empire is in need of more people at the moment, i will promote both of you to the senate if you join.

with 5 people in our empire, it will seal our empire's place above "gone golders", the empire with 99 people in it (sure, most of them arent active). to the people who have been looking at the metaverse for awhile, being above "gone golders" isnt a big deal, but to newcomers, they will more see it as a small empire that beat a huge, 99 member empire. this, im hopeing, will bring a lot of newcomers to us.

Dark Assassin has official joined the Evil Empire. I am at your service, but a word of caution: Use the Assassin wisely, he doesn't like to be decieved.

My joining caused us to jump from 15 to 13.

-Dark
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ahh! excellent, excellent!! (hairythetaco rubs hands together gleefully)

one more member, and one more member to our senete (i know this is kinda weird, its like we are some evil democracy). your will be recieving the standard, signing on bonus of 5 Drengin death furnaces and 5000 torian slaves shortly.

You guys are growing by leaps and bounds! Congrats! And Dark Assassin, hope you enjoy your new home! I think you'll be right at home in the evil confines of the Evil Empire!

By the way, I'm trying to get a sinister smiley from the devs. You guys would be using it almost every post, I would say!

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For the record, GROSS owns exclusive rights to the following evil activities:
1. Piracy.
2. Assassination (acquired via ANZAC when Killa and Wombat defected)
3. Gambling (via the Quack)
4. Smuggling
5. Alien Cuisine and Tortue
6. Espionage
7. Dirty Tricks

You're welcome to go to the metaverse and look at top players - evil if you don't believe me.... and these claims are well-backed up in our threads.

As the Diet Coke of Evil, you're empire is welcome to pay us tribute. In the meantime, we have this bouncing ball we thought you'd like....

You're welcome to claim any terriority we have left out. If you try to move into any of these enterprises, we'll just have to make you an offer you cannot refuse...

Respectfully yours,

Cypher Pax
G.R.O.S.S. Company-Attorney and Executioner
~SDC~
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exclusive rights, pay you tribute??? we dont understand, i think that part of our brains never developed. wait a minute, let me ask our torian slaves...

ok im back, my slaves tried to explain what you are saying to me, but unfortunatly i killed them, all of them. i told them what you said and i asked them by what you ment, and they started answering, however, unfortunatly i had a sudden urge to poke them in the belly with a pointy metal bar. sorry, i still dont understand by what your saying.

by the way, i would like to inform you that we, the Evil Empire, now owns exclusive rights to the following evil activities:

1. Piracy.
2. Assassination
3. Gambling
4. Smuggling
5. Alien Cuisine and Tortue
6. Espionage
7. Dirty Tricks

you're welcome to claim any terriority we have left out, however we will claim them as our own. if you try to move into any of these enterprises, we'll just have to make you an offer you cannot refuse...

Respectfully yours,

HairyTheTaco
Evil Empire Company-Attorney and PR Officer

Cypher Pax felt bad about what he was doing. He liked Hairy the Taco's stories.. a lot. He might have liked Hairy, but Cypher was evil and he didn't really like anyone not in his empire or family. Cypher would have had other thoughts, but it was hard to have thoughts when plummeting down out of space at Warp 5.

CyperPax had to assume the coordinates were correct because at this speed there would be no chance of making a correction. He could not see in any case since he had long since past light speed.

KAPOOM! Hairy the Taco didn't even have time to see the hairy white arse pointed at him....

Cypher Pax had done it! He was a drop bear mass driver.... not only was Hairy taken out, but 50% of planetary improvements were also destroyed.

His shielding technology had worked, Cypher was still well - though his hair had somehow gotten singed in places...

Poor Hairy, it's difficult to recover from a Drop Bear assasination. Oh well, Cypher needed another drink.

~SDC~

HairyTheTaco took the hat of and handed it back to Bakka.
" I don't understand!" he said "how can a hat with corks in it protect you from a Drop bear attack?"
"It is the continuation of the lore of Drop bears. And I had a image projector built into this hat." explained Bakka.
"umm yeah what ever. Well we better go fix this damage even though it's only for the slaves."

that reminds me, i have that big dinner party in 3 days, i will need more torian slaves pronto!

have you ever tried torian eggs? they are most wonderfull when eaten 3 weeks after they were laid. i boil them in brine for 1 hour, and serve them with mustard. who would know that unborn torian children would taste so good!

if anyone is interested in trying my recipie for torian eggs, i suggest you join our empire.

click here to try torian eggs -> http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=503

if anyone else is looking at joining Evil Empire, take note that you will be the "lucky" 5th member

Whoa, CypherPax chill out. Your talking genocide on a large scale. Granted that the Evil Empire is small but we are growing and we don't take assassination attempts on our Commander-In-Chief very lightly.

Oh and by the way if you want to learn some new and better forms of assassinations feel free to contact me. I love taking on students and show them the joy that comes from being evil.

-Dark

Woohoo! I am the "lucky" fifth member of the Evil Empire! It was time to abandon my solo efforts to conquer the metaverse and join the dark forces climbing to supremacy. Looks like I gave us a bump to #12...

Five and growing? Looks like Ray might win some gold afterall if #6 comes along shortly.

By the way, GROSS does not own the rights to espionage, I do. I just provide them my services and the evil bakka just has my blessing to spy on all the small fry as he wishes. I'll stick with dealing with the major powers and the bigger picture of the Meta. I do think that GROSS has far stronger claims to piracy and alien cuisine than these Evil folks have yet to earn. That leaves about four things still up in the air, methinks.

You forgot alien porn.

Oh well, I guess I'll have to do a bit more to promote our gambling services...

Since I missed, I think it is fair to leave assasination to the Evil Empire. I also don't think we're in the slave trade. Perhaps, this is room for an evil empire to create more alien cusine...

Okay, Go EVIL Empire! I'm either mellowed out, or I hit my head too hard on the drop bear attack....

I probably should take lessons, dark assasin.


Cypher

BTW: The list of items we owned was meant in jest. I was trying to set you up for a drop bear attack, which to this pont I'm only practiced on my own thread.
Unfortunately, my shock and awe caimpaign seems to have failed, as did my decapitation strike.




~SDC~

CypherPax

We have cleaned up the mess and added reienforcement and as a special we have a image of BlueSteel in the middle of the target area for you to practice on.

I did notice a slight flinch of the claws as you hit last time. That needs to be correct or your intended targeds will get a chance to escape the decapitation strike.

2 more members, we're on fire today!

now, who will be the lucky 7th member? remember, #7 is considered lucky in many places on earth.

Congratulations in your quick ascense, but remember the saying "Be nice to those ones that you meet in your way up, because those are the same ones you will meet again in your way down". Good luck and good hunt. Kaplax!!!!

thanks

Nice Mayito7777. I'll keep that in mind.

But just rememeber....I am the assassin. So anyone I feel as a threat you better watch your '6' as it seems.

Yeah, let's go EVIL!!

-Dark

I don't know if you notice that my picture is kind like red, I used to be evil, but evil doesnot pay, so I have been playing every level lately, but sometimes I jump the fence to the evil side, it is nice to see the Terror Star coming and slowly blowing away all the assassins from the Evil empire, hahahahahaha!!!!!!

Mayito7777,

I don't think it's possible to kill any of the EVIL assassins let alone all of them. I gotta tell you I love my ship the ESS (Evil Starship) Dark EVE. Nothing special but I enjoy my duties has an assassin to much to spent too long on the ground anywhere.

The only way you can kill any or all of us is when we meet every so often, but good luck trying to find out when that is because no one outside the Senator ring knows, and I don't think any of us are in hurry to die in a bright fiery end.

Just helpful knowledge in case you do decided to send a Terror Star our way.

-Dark

10th place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations. Good job. I am still building my Terror Stars. Be aware. Mayito the krazy overlord is ready to go hunting. HA!!!!!