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The ANZAC Republic

The ANZAC Republic

Hi,

It gives me great pleasure to Announce that the reconciliation and merger of the ANZACs and The Australian Republic is now Complete, NeverNever has signed all the merger Documentation and it has been Accepted by all those in the Australian Republic. The Documentation Signing was witnesed by many other Citizens of the Metaverse. It's like a who's who of the metaverse here tonight.

We still havn't decided on a flag but we are sure that we will come to a solution soon

It is a tremendous honour to be the emperor who has successfully inspired, negotiated and signed with the emperor of the Australian Republic this historic Document to bring the whole of Old Australia and NewZealand back together. {BlueSteel Shakes the Hand of Never Never for the press to take a photo)

Let the Celebrations Begin.

A huge explosion blasts the atmosphere as the psycodelic Plasma fireworks fill the space viewports from "The A.S.S" .

Steve: "I guess we should rename this fine vessel"
BlueSteel: "Why"
Steve: "To include the new Republican name"
BlueSteel: "No I like the name A.S.S. it has a Kick to it"
Steve: "I was thinking of the A.R.S.S. that is the Australian Republic Space Ship"
BlueSteel shakes his head holding the bridge of his nose and gives out a sigh... "No Steve don't even suggest such a thing"



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Reply #401 Top
Lord Orpon was sitting in his favourite lounge chair up at the bridge quietly sipping some tea...

Sir, there's a large craft coming up ahead.

What is it minion?

It appears to be struggling... It has fur!?

What!?

It's a cat!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

The terrible wail left everbody stunned as the entire ship reeled from the impact and the lights went out.

Five minuets later...

Minion, tell me that wasn't a huge cat that just crashed into our hull?

Sir, it WAS a cat, a cat the size of an asteroid!

That's not possible dammit!!

I'm picking it up on our scanners now sir, it's falling behind us at a steady pace. You can still hear the... uh... meowing, sir.

What's that coming up ahead of us now minion?

I think it's the ANZACs sir. They appear badly damaged.

As the ANZAC vessel, slowly burning crept alongside the dented euro ship an enourmous cat-shaped hole could be seen in the portside hull.

Sir, I think the cat came out of the ANZAC ship, sir.

You don't say, you dumbass!! Get on the horn, the emperor must know of this immidiately!

Yes sir!

Reply #403 Top
Hmmm...I hope you edit that post so it doesn't scroll from the US to Asia...
Reply #406 Top
Your word "Meow" is too long. Add a space after each 10-20 letters and it'll fix it.
Reply #407 Top
And the exidous begins yet again... :(

Dam i hate this..
First Cotal now another...

BlueSteel wonders how many are going to leave this tine :(
I'm getting sick and tired of this.. this is the second exidous under my rule..
what do i have to do to get ppl to stay..
Reply #408 Top
Blue, I think Cotal's planning on coming back. Who's the other that you lost?

Hold your head up, Blue...you've done a hell of a job in whipping the ANZACs back into shape!
Reply #409 Top
I'm confuzzled but I'm pretty sure she'll be back Blue...

Though I can't wait to find out where this is going.

~SDC~
Reply #410 Top
Hmmm...time to get the format fixed...