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The ANZAC Republic

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Hi,

It gives me great pleasure to Announce that the reconciliation and merger of the ANZACs and The Australian Republic is now Complete, NeverNever has signed all the merger Documentation and it has been Accepted by all those in the Australian Republic. The Documentation Signing was witnesed by many other Citizens of the Metaverse. It's like a who's who of the metaverse here tonight.

We still havn't decided on a flag but we are sure that we will come to a solution soon

It is a tremendous honour to be the emperor who has successfully inspired, negotiated and signed with the emperor of the Australian Republic this historic Document to bring the whole of Old Australia and NewZealand back together. {BlueSteel Shakes the Hand of Never Never for the press to take a photo)

Let the Celebrations Begin.

A huge explosion blasts the atmosphere as the psycodelic Plasma fireworks fill the space viewports from "The A.S.S" .

Steve: "I guess we should rename this fine vessel"
BlueSteel: "Why"
Steve: "To include the new Republican name"
BlueSteel: "No I like the name A.S.S. it has a Kick to it"
Steve: "I was thinking of the A.R.S.S. that is the Australian Republic Space Ship"
BlueSteel shakes his head holding the bridge of his nose and gives out a sigh... "No Steve don't even suggest such a thing"



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Reply #651 from Stardock Forums Top
at least we got halfway to #700.

LOL LOL
Reply #652 from Stardock Forums Top

i would be the unknown actor that buys it in the first scene.
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Ok you asked for it!

Scene One -

Fleet Admiral Cotal's Log Stardate 2178 - After beaming down to this planet with the away team I have sent Commodore Steve off to 'buy' some Bex in anticipation of an extended stay.

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Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #653 from Stardock Forums Top
Lord Orpon tried his best to look imperious as he walked back onto the bridge, having a cold did nothing to improve your apperance. Seeing Minion over by the controls he trod over to give him a scalding, there's always something. Minion was riveted to the monitor, watching intently. Lord Orpon noticed that parts of the controlboard were dark.

L O: What's this, faulty board?

M: Huh?

L O: You're drooling all over the board! And what ARE you watching?

M: Live feed from our bugs over at the ANZAC ship sir.

L O: OMG, those depraved weirdos! How can they even run the ship!?! Get out of here, I'll take over. Report to the deck-swabbing detail, you're getting busted again!

The minion sat quietly in his quarters, sulking.
I ought to defect, that's what I ought to do...

Lord Orpon had just finished supervising the repairs when an alarm went off, a small escape vessel could be seen streaking across the wiewscreen. An image of the minion appeared on the screen:

L O: Minion! What's going on? Who's in that escape vessel? Why aren't you in your quarters?

M: I'm in the escape vessel sir. I'm defecting to the ANZACs, they have more fun, and besides, mistress Rainbird has promised they won't bully me! So you can shove it, mate!

L O: What!?! But.. but...

The screen went blank. The ship faded away in the distance.

Lord Orpon kneeled before the emperor, fidgeting under his stern stare.

G-F: You made this mess, you clean it up!

L O: Yes, sire.

G-F: If word gets out that we can't keep our serfs in line we'll be the laughing stock of the galaxy!

L O: Yes, sire.

Prepare the cutter, we're going after that ingrate of a renegade, and we'll get to smack the ANZACs around too!

Crew: Huzzah!



Frenchy Productions Presents

EURO TREK IV: THE SEARCH FOR MINION

To be continued...

Reply #654 from Stardock Forums Top
A scrappy young man enters the European Alliance bridge. Lord Orpon looks at him with interest.

"You know, one of this days I'm going to start charging you for this", the stranger exclaims, suddenly.

L-O: "Yes, I know. Do you have it?"

The stranger throws a strange shape in front of Lord Opron's feet. It's the Minion's head.

Harel: "No one expects an Israeli inquisition. Now, if you'll excuse me oh Lord, I'm going kengroo hunting".

Ralph: "About time, too".

Harel: "Not you again".

[eery music follows]

The end.
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Reply #655 from Stardock Forums Top
Yes machines, battery opperate no doubt . . .
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The ANZACs are engaged in running a Yor sex slave ring? Shocking! :SURPRISED:
Reply #656 from Stardock Forums Top
Fleet Captain Michael "LavaLampMaster" Lampsen walked on the bridge.

LLM:Eyyyyy admiral Coat person... coatel... Cotal! Ya'll alraght? and quit telling me to cut my hair....
Reply #657 from Stardock Forums Top
Rainbird tried to make a dramatic entrance onto the bridge. But the assembled drunks were in no state to be impressed.
Anyway she had only just awoken from her deep sleep of the innocent.

"LLMaster, I love long hair." She ran her fingers through his hair and regretted it.
She wiped her hand on the back of her skirt.

"Where was I...oh yes..These battery operated devices. Did I hear that someone wanted to know where to put them?"
Reply #658 from Stardock Forums Top
The ANZACs are engaged in running a Yor sex slave ring? Shocking!
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Why? They're Australian.
Reply #659 from Stardock Forums Top
Why? They're Australian.
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Who? The Yor? I didn't know that. :)
Reply #660 from Stardock Forums Top
bird's chirpin', dulcet tones of the mornin' harp, stretches, yawns and stares out the window...

a crowd of journos slathering with h'expectation.

what happened last night???

;)
Reply #661 from Stardock Forums Top
"LLMaster, I love long hair." She ran her fingers through his hair and regretted it.She wiped her hand on the back of her skirt.
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"Did I mix the shaving cream with the shamppoo again..." lava mumbled, "DAMNIT! Even with today's technology, we have nineteenth century problems.... CAn't the shower thingy tell you if you are putting the wrong stuff in your hair?"
Reply #662 from Stardock Forums Top
what happened last night???
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"Did I mix the shaving cream with the shamppoo again..." lava mumbled
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Probably just as well you guys can't remember what happened last night. ;)
Reply #665 from Stardock Forums Top
664 bottles of beer in my gut,
664 bottles of beer,
i pick up a bottle and scull it all down, and that makes
665 bottles of beer in my gut,
665 bottles of beer...


P.S. I like Fat Pizza. Is that so wrong? :p
Reply #666 from Stardock Forums Top
I like Fat Pizza. Is that so wrong?
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perfectly normal, i'd say!

LOL
Reply #667 from Stardock Forums Top
heheheheh. Post 666. /\

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Reply #668 from Stardock Forums Top
it iz I who iz 666! i who am evil and mad and crazy. i who iz pressin the history eraser button....i who iz wakin up with a bex hangover. ah a nice cup o' tea. luvly. now where was I?

LOL
Reply #669 from Stardock Forums Top
Arrrgghh Matey's


Just return from a long leave of absence. Will be posting some metaverse scores soon.
Reply #670 from Stardock Forums Top
Welcome back Jetalong.. we need everyone we can get :)

I just finished my 2nd gigantic masso.. again i got piped at the post for 60,000 pointer .. grrrrr what do i have to do.. LOL

With that game posted there are once again 5 ANZACS on the front page (Top 25 players) .. keep up the great work team... with the Euro's picking up speed we need all the games we can muster.. (Wispering: and we are getting closer to 3rd place)

As a general reminder for those who havn't submitted any games at all (so their score is 0) in the last 30 days.. you may be droped from the Roster.. If you are its not because your not wanted.. you are more than welcome.. however please try to post at least 1 game to help out your empire.. this isn't a parking lot.. LOL

Reply #671 from Stardock Forums Top
The Metaverse Review is hot off the press:

http://metaversereview.joeuser.com

Headlines include:
~ Jedi Republic's Rise
~ Mid-Western Confed troubles
~ Weekly Spotlight Empire

And More!
Reply #672 from Stardock Forums Top
Good Day, Mates...

Hope you don't mind me taking a little Australian vacation. As the only member of the POSSE not be a former ANZAC member, I could not resist the opportunity to visit and knock our arch-rivals - the MWC out of third place.

Blue Steel - Feel free to kick me out. At the rate you're going you don't need me...

Cheers,

Cypher
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Reply #673 from Stardock Forums Top
Yes we do we need everyone to join..

"Stay awhile.... Stay foreverrrrr!!!!! muahhhhhhhh"

umm... I mean... If you stay for a while that you may even stay forever :) your more than welcome too :)

LOL

BTW: Thanks for knocking us up into 3rd place :) I just hope we can stay there.. AND for your Great Contribution you have been made a senetor :) enjoy


Reply #674 from Stardock Forums Top
You are very welcome CypherPax.
Pity it is only a vacation. (:(

Now if only all the ANZACS would come home, it would be easy to get our rightful place in the sun.

Well done Blue Steel. :)
Our illustrious leader is showing the way.

Great to see you again Jeatalong.

You goin' down to tha pseudo-hippy!
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Even I dare not comment on that. Hee hee.

If you mean I need to post a game ASAP, then I do have one in progress.