European rally cry!

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I have newer posted on this forum before and I've only recently joined the European alliance after I discovered that I could make no headway with my own empire. However I have played the game on/off for som 3 months now. When I joined the empire a few days ago we were in fourth place, now wer'e sixth! All of this due to the massive war enthusiasm of the Anzac republic following that empires formation. Inspired by this the Canadian Federation seems to have picked up speed as well. While I respect and admire our cousins from across the seas, we cannot remain complacent. Let's show them that there's still some power left in the "old country" and put these silly colonial upstarts back in their place!! ;)

P.S. If there are any real life europeans out there, unaligned or otherwise, join us in our quest! D.S.
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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top
Well said... good luck.. your going to need it.. :P
Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top
Well spoken Lord Orpon! It's good to see another more active Euro on these boards. If we can get every Alliance member to just play 1 more extra game we should make the gap a bit smaller asap.

G-Force
The Political Machine 2024
Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top
Don't listen to Lord Orpon. He is talking ca-ca. If you listen to him, there is a danger that the Euros may overtake the ANZACS. You don't want that to happen do you?

....bugger, I think I'm in the wrong thread. :sniff!:
Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top
So much for an intelligent ANZAC ;p
Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top
So much for an intelligent ANZAC
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Yes! We are all dumb and no real threat. :)

Why don't you nice boys just relax and chill out.
Watch one of your stunning TV shows, like the Eurovison Song Contest.

Or perhaps, you would much rather be going out with a Swedish blonde, than slaving away, pointlessly over a computer. :)
Reply #7 from Stardock Forums Top
So much for an intelligent ANZAC
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But our humour is the only thing that seperates us from the savages . . . :sniff!:
Reply #8 from Stardock Forums Top
Watch one of your stunning TV shows, like the Eurovison Song Contest
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I think they should go back to doing typically European things like debating the relative merits of the chunnel. ;)
Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top
I'm from Sweden actually, and I find that blondes get a bit boring after a while, even though they're nice to look at. Besides, here we like to debate the relative merits of the euro instead. But only after we've found enough time to fight off all the continentals that are trying to realise "integration" with our curvaceous blondes. ;)
Reply #10 from Stardock Forums Top
I find that blondes get a bit boring after a while
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I am a blonde. So wash your mouth out. LOL
Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top
I'm from Sweden actually, and I find that blondes get a bit boring after a while, even though they're nice to look at. Besides, here we like to debate the relative merits of the euro instead. But only after we've found enough time to fight off all the continentals that are trying to realise "integration" with our curvaceous blondes
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LMAO.

I am a blonde. So wash your mouth out
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Arrgh Matey. Shiver me timbers. I've always said Brunettes are fer marryin and blondes are fer cheatin. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Reply #12 from Stardock Forums Top
I used to be blonde myself but then my hair darkened as i grew older and it will eventually turn raven if my dad is any indication. To make a clarification, blonde girls around here often take mens interest for granted, blonde men however :d Yum!

Back on topic I can see we are slowly closing the gap, so you ANZAC people better watch out cus wer'e commin' for you!
Reply #13 from Stardock Forums Top
blonde girls around here often take mens interest for granted, blonde men however Yum!
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Hmmm. You have me worried. Lord Orpon. ;)

How do you like my nice black wig?
I do love Lords. Earls,Kings, whatever.

Those bullying French and Germans don't appreciate you.
Why not join us where you would be very appreciated. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

Can't wait for you to come for me. :D
Reply #14 from Stardock Forums Top
We'll make 1000 000 by the midweek or I'm not Lord of all of Uppland High Priest of the ancient mounds, Chief of the Vendel Vikings, 1st privvy keeper bla bla bla ... (gasps for breath)

Actually it's more the sleazy spaniards and italians that are bothering us, blondes seem to be in short supply down by the mediterranean. Also, since Swedish political ideology emphasises gender equality swedish men are too sissy to fend them off LOL . On the plus side there's even more fish in the pond for bisexuals like myself :) .

And now for something completely different... I've been reading up on your ANZAC Republic comm thread and I've noticed that you, Rainbird, are their propaganda specialist. Such a challenge will not go unanswered! I would never betray my brothers in arms!! (Looks nervously over shoulder at G-Force and co.)
See you in the morning, evening, midday? Whatever
Reply #15 from Stardock Forums Top
Actually it's more the sleazy spaniards and italians that are bothering us, blondes seem to be in short supply down by the mediterranean.
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We don't have any sleazy people in Aussie Land...well, maybe a few. So you would be right at home.
We also have the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras. :HOT: Great fun.

You would not be betraying anyone, especially not people who threaten you. :)

It's High Noon right now. Very appropriate.
Reply #16 from Stardock Forums Top
Drat! The gap's widening again! >:( What to do, what to do?!?

BTW I hope you've noticed the Monthy Python inuendos in this thread :HOT:
Reply #17 from Stardock Forums Top
They wanted me to defect to them as well, but I never did. So as long as you stay we're fine :)

As for all this blonds discussion, in Belgium female blonds are usually regarded as incredibly stupid, wich has led to a vast number of jokes about it. That is just the general opinion. (Don't bug me about it)

Why don't you come to join us Rainbird? We have an opening at a propaganda machine ;)

G-Force
Reply #18 from Stardock Forums Top
G-Force. Do you realise why Blonde jokes are one liners?

So men can understand them. ;)

Lets not get any examples...please. >:(

G-Force. Why don't you and Orpon BOTH defect.
That way you would become part of an Empire that is really going places.

This massive Continent is mostly populated by Europeans.

It is also a lot more interesting here.

For example, I get to wear my nurses outfit around the ANZAC ships. ;)
Reply #19 from Stardock Forums Top
For example, I get to wear my nurses outfit around the ANZAC ships.
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and we iz still recovering from da surfeit of joy

;)
Reply #20 from Stardock Forums Top
Well, I'm using your collective guide to cath up with you now. Soon you will have been defeated by your own devices!! :D I'm learning maso so I'll be going places myself.

Now if we could only counter this Rainbird problem we might actually get somewhere. You see as soon as our lead vessel catches up to your command ship the entire bridge crew drops whatever theyr'e doing to stare at the sexy nurse. LOL
Reply #21 from Stardock Forums Top
the entire bridge crew drops whatever theyr'e doing to stare at the sexy nurse.
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Have you visited the ANZAC thread?
If you do, find my third last post to see what is in store for you. :SURPRISED:

By the way, I have been promoted to Sister...in charge of the nurses. ;)
Reply #24 from Stardock Forums Top
This massive Continent is mostly populated by Europeans.
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So why don't you join us? Then only one person would have to change and we'd all be in the same empire :)

G-Force
Reply #25 from Stardock Forums Top
So why don't you join us? Then only one person would have to change and we'd all be in the same empire
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I think you will find the trend is for Europeans to emigrate to Australia. Not the other way round. :D

Aussies, and Kiwis, like to visit you, but when they find it is just like their parents said, they come back again. LOL

My poor Lord.
Here, let me lean over and stroke your hot..brow.
Of course, if you were here.....