new son version 1.1

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Hopefully this one will be better than the last one :)

Here's the scoop for all that care or don't care :D

Son was born 1346 Eastern time on 9-22-03. Wife had an emergency C-section to get the "little monster" (her words) outa her. He's a BIG baby and my wife's a tiiiiny lady. They're both coming home 9-25-03.

Now here's an important question......is there a child law against having your newborn son strapped to the back of your chair while one plays GalCiv?? LOL
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Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top
......is there a child law against having your newborn son strapped to the back of your chair while one plays GalCiv??
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Depends on if you are teaching him to cheat the system, rather than play the game,to get high scores.

Make sure you share with the getting up all night, the nappy changing, cleaning up the vomit and all the other pleasures of parenthood. ;)

Support your wife when she gets depressed and try to encourage her to have some interests, other than the baby. :)
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Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top
Support your wife when she gets depressed and try to encourage her to have some interests, other than the baby.
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Like massaging my feet? ;p
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top
Mate, son version 1.1 is all very well...you should have waited for the next generation release: Son XP. This one arrives fully literate and numerate (in Hindu...slight problem) and would play your GalCiv games for you (at maso, of course ;) ). Son XP provides built in birth trauma debriefing; self cleaning and maintainence; parental alert on contracting life threatening illnesses and your hospital will provide you with AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL for your chosen model.

Enjoy!! :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top
Problem it is only compatible with other XP products and will refuse to interact with any non-XP sons. This makes playtime difficult unless you buy upgrades for his friends.
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Reply #8 from Stardock Forums Top
I just imagined my computer screaming for upgrades like a toddler.

Damn you for putting that image in my head. :p
Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top
I just imagined my computer screaming for upgrades like a toddler.Damn you for putting that image in my head.
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LOL LOL LOL LOL
Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top
How about your computer screaming everytime you un plug it?
Reply #12 from Stardock Forums Top
Until just recently I hadn't fully appreciated the turn based game play in GalCiv. One of the VERY few games I can play and still keep an eye on my son :)

I'm also spending more time on here since sleep for me is an extinct animal right now (:(
Reply #13 from Stardock Forums Top
If I put a tattoo, like that found on Arceans, on my son....would that be wrong of me?