I'm not jewish, dude

Arizona, USA, Earth, Sol, Milky Way.

Also I didnt find Charleston that bad back in the 80's but Virginia where green is green is what I dream of all the time.

~SDC~

Nice ta see you back in the community EBZ!

Anyways, I'm from a Orinda, In the state governed by a movie star....(Geuss).

Sunny Queensland, Australia.

~SDC~

Yeah, is it just me, or is that whole thing the height of surrealism?
Thanks for the responses, keep 'em coming!
This is turning out to be as fun as I thought it would be

Pom in Sydney, Australia... The absolutely best place to live.

via
Hong Kong
Istanbul, Turkey
Prague, Czech Republic
Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
Wooburn Green, Buckinghamshire, England
Colchester, Essex, England
Grays, Essex, England

Kiwi in Sydney, Oz

~SDC~

Good grief Jaws...no wonder you've picked up an appreciation of alcohol... LOL

J-Towne, Maryland USA

Those are only the places i've lived in for at least 6 months... It comes with the job

Mmmm... Do you know that you can see state/country in the profile by just clicking on someone's nick?
Anyway I'm from France, around Paris (west of, inside and east of, depending on the day and hour).

This is the story of the Texan rancher that went to visit his friend in Australia, this texan rancher was very selfish and egocentric, when he arrived to Australia he went to his friend's house, his friend was a australian rancher also. The aussie was showing the texan around the farm and said: "look at our bulls are not they big? The Texan laughed and said: "are you trying to tell me that those are bulls?" "You have to go to Texas to see real bulls, they are the famous longhorns and they are 3 times bigger than yours" Then the aussie showed him some of his chickens and said: "Aren't these chickens beautiful?" The Texan laughted again and said: "Do you call those little chicks chickens?" "You have to go to my farm in Texas and see my chicken, each one weights 25 pounds", the aussie was getting upset with his friend's mockery when suddenly right there in fron of them passes hopping a Kangaroo. The Texan rancher yells: "What in the world is that?" The aussie laughs and said: "C'mon don't tell me that you don't have grasshoppers in Texas?"

mayito I'm english

OK then here you got some english jokes

1.
A man wanted to drive to Littlemorehampton. He lost his way. He stopped and asked someone,
"Which is the road to Littlemorehampton?"
"Turn right until you arrive at the farm of Mr Humbert."
"But which farm is Mr Humbert's?"
"The one on the corner of the road that goes to Littlemorehampton."

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2.
A man and a woman wanted to buy a flat. The agent took them to a cheap flat to look. They did not like it very much.
The woman said, "It is important to know - is it insulated?"
"Yes" said a voice from the flat above them, "But the insulation did not work."


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3.
The teacher said,
"Short waves cannot pass around objects. Long waves can."
The class did not understand. The teacher put his hat in front of his face.
"Can you see my face?"
"No."
"Can you hear my voice?"
"Yes."
"What does that prove?"
"You are talking through your hat."

(To talk through your hat = to talk nonsense)

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Two men were talking in a bar. One said,
"My problem is I do not like my mother-in-law but she lives with us. Yesterday, I tried to solve my problem. I went to the public house and I drank too much. I forgot my problems. But when I returned home - there were two mothers-in-law waiting."


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Man my jokes stink, I killed the whole tread, no more jokes I promise. :VOMIT:

You need to move further north then.

Rochester, NY (near sunny Buffalo, NY).

Moved back after having been down south... don't know why.

Cypher

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I used to live in Northern Michigan, but there really weren't a lot of jobs up there (especially tech jobs).  When I was a kid, it would snow so much overnight that you couldn't even tell where the cars were in the driveway.  Those were the good old days......

I wouldn't say you killed the whole thread Mayito, you've just left it wounded and begging to die. LOL

LOL LOL my sick irish/scottish/cuban sense of humor LOL LOL

I think I speak for all of us inhabitants of sector Z Z Plural Z Alpha (which is basically everyone except, apparently, cotal) when I say of your humor:

:VOMIT: :VOMIT: :VOMIT: :VOMIT: :VOMIT: :VOMIT: :VOMIT:

LOL
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I think I will undownload the mod that you made from my computer as a sign of protest against so much :VOMIT: LOL LOL LOL

Las Vegas, Nevada, USA

formerly of Boulder, Colorado, USA
and Chicago, Illinois, USA

numbtenor21, now there is a good enough reason to abandon the false doctrine of the force and follow the tractors, corn and whiske . . . er . . . ethanol to the MWC.

Manifest Destiny
Down with GROSS

~SDC~

Da Newest land on Earth...HILO,HAWAII
Da wettest place too...
but still "HAWAII NO KA OI"......

~SDC~