Evil Steve,

I never liked that song UNTIL YOU! Played IT!

You MUST have GREAT D.J.BLOOD in YOU!

DJ MM77 Here at W.G.C.P.H. To play you a song sung by Evil Steve and the Angel Choir, Called THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES MM77.


Yes were going down, Memory lane
But we all know he was'nt sane

It's true he started disco nights
We wonder what he smokes tonight

He mated once with a bee
Thay caught him buzzing off in a tree

And yes to me it's very clear
MM7 is strange and queer

MM7 not wraped to tight
You should see what he dose to ELVES! at night!

He should be locked up yes it's true
He even stole my Hoola Hoop! (:(

Lala Lala Lala Lala
( pause )
Lala Lala
( pause )
Lala Lala Lala Lala
( pause )
Lala Lala
( pause )
Lala Lala Lala Lala
( pause )
Lala Lala


Sponsored by Evil Steve and The Campaign for President.



MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA






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**************** THE G.C. NEWS BREAK ****************


* GeGe * Today we HONOR newly PRESIDENT of, The ANZAC Imperium Empire.Steve.


* Evil Steve * Thank you GeGe, And I PROMISE! To put ALL resources to STOPPING! That MAD D.J.MM77!


* GeGe * I'M SURE! I SPEAK for ALL of the COMMUNITY and STATION! When I SAY!

YOU CAN'T get RID! of that SCUM! To SOON!......

Thank You! Evil Steve, You have OUR SUPPORT!


* Evil Steve * Aaa Think nothing of it.
I'm just doing what I can FOR THE COMMUNITY!


clap! clap! clap! clap!




MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lt. Harel Eilam,

If you have ABSOLUTELY nothing BETTER to DO?!

Then pick a fight with a DEMIGOD * Planet CariElf * #273

Than all YOU have to do is ATTACK! me in The G.C. PLAY HOUSE I will be MORE than HAPPY to accommodate your fancies.

THIS Temple was built for worship of the GODS and GODDESS


There will be no FIGHTING HERE.


I'M SURE the Goddess CariElf would be VERY SAD!
If such violence took place in THIS TEMPLE.


I'll just hang around at the The G.C. PLAY HOUSE
With my BACK TURNED and my EYE'S CLOSED! So you can have a NICE CLEAN SHOT WITH YOUR Tavor plasma pistols !

OH! and FEEL FREE! To attack The G.C. PLAY HOUSE with 50 anti-matter missiles

OR perhaps quantum singularity cannon's

Let's see how the STORY gose AFTER you have your FUN!



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LOL MM7

i iz gettin' VERY excited about Hammer Time!

iz you changin' yer name to MC7?

CariElf, a strange mystical planet in the universe. many empires have tried to capture:

* Sgt * Captain the strange planet they call CariElf is on the horizon!

* captain * Ready turbo phasers! set! mass drivers!( sweat dripping down from his forehead. DAZED AND CONFUSED by LED ZEPPLIN playing in the background. )

* captain * FIRE!

( Massive amounts of unbridled energy flashes over the planet! but not so much as a leaf is damaged. )

* Sgt * captain! there is a MAN sitting on a ROCK in SPACE!

* captain * That man may be some type of sentinel for that planet!? Fire on him!

( The smoke clears and the man slowly lifts his head up! )

* MM77 * Greetings Captain Crew, you have a long hard battle ahead of you. rest your crew on our planet.(He smiles)

* captain * What type the witchcraft is this who ARE YOU!

* MM77 * I am president of CariElf. (As he speaks they appear on CariElf)

* captain * DEMON how did you do that! I demand..............( Slowly the captain loses track of reality and find some himself in a euphoric mood.) What's happening I feel GREAT!

* MM77 * That's because you're near our goddess VISCOUNTESS CariElf. come to the gathering room some call it the CariElf fan club.

( the captain sees members of many warring empires laughing and drinking have been a great time and feels compelled to join IN! )

* MM77 * The CariElf fan club is a place on CariElf where people from all empires come together let their hair down and have a good time and give praise to our VISCOUNTESS. All are welcome. The CariElf fan club has been very innovative and is said to be the seed that's started the ongoing stories in the forums. Members have left the CariElf fan Club to spread out new stories and tales of wonderful adventures, As you will! But they all come back from time to time to pay their respects. And recharged for new stories and concepts! And just to bonds with their G.C. family! we are all just one FAMILY.

( MM77 Rambles on to say the CariElf fan club is always there when you needed it. You may not always see it because of its mystical powers, BUT it will always be there, PLANET CariElf. And with that the captain appeared in space on his ship with his crew with no trace of CariElf.)

Harel Eilam

The tales of the agent - part 7

Or - how I wrote another story in jest, so please don't sue us

It was night. The agent's new team of heroes was inside, packing for Wombat first official mission. The agent did not show it, but he was quite excited. It seems Wombat was after the agent's old empire, which is quite enjoyable. The bureaucracy, the cavity search... well, the cavity searches weren't THAT bad.

"That was a lovely bit of Elfwine. Thank you Sauron".

"OF COURSE."

"Can you please call Koala here?"

"NATURALLY."

The agent returned to his idle practice. His chopsticks blared. No fly was around. There was nothing alive for miles around Sauron inn, something that the Dark Lord assured him was already remidied. Still, one must not let standards slip. In the very short future there are bound to be flies around the agent, and when there will be he wants to catch them with his chopstick. He wasn't sure why.

"Ah, Koala", the agent said and smiled widly as the tall furry animal entered the porch. Koala seemed to be quite shaken. The agent was not sure why. Was he still scared of him, or was it simply all the bumps in his head?

"Do sit, sit." The agent beckoned to an available chair. Koala sat, and said in a worried tone: "You are not going to try and kill me again, are you?"

"Not to worry, old son, not to worry. I don't kill people I drank elfwine with. You're safe."

"Good", Koala said, quite obiviously not believing the agent. The agent smiled inwardly.

"In fact, I have come here to show you your replacement. Now that we're on the same team, I must find another villian to hunt. So you see, you are quite off the hook."

The Koala seemed mightly relieved. "Who is he?"

The agent nodded, and activated a small holo-emitter embdeed in the table. A strange shape appeared. It was composed entirely from colored circles, with blue, green and red in the mix. It was vagualy humoniud. It seemed almost robotic, so modular it was.

"In fact, it's organic. It's the last surviving member of his species. They are all built from exactly 77 M&M candies. Now you see why I called you here.

Koala's mouth was full of droll. "Ah, choclate".

"Quite so. No one knows his name. I've called him MM77."

"So, why exactly you need my help? Go and get him."

"There, you see, it gets tricky. The MM77 species are very strong. They are protected by a natural insanity shield. It phases them so they are literally in another universe. Even my burbs simply pass throught his skin. But I know someone who can help me take care of it. Right, Q?"

"Of course, mon capitan." A strange entity appeared near the agent, startling Koala.

"Q supplies me with all the trinkets I need", the agent smiled. "What do you have for me?"

"The continiumm brings many things. Take this shoes that allow you to negate gravity, and this watch that has a mass-driver installed in this little button. Simply adjust so... and, of course, two iron balls."

"Ah, this is new! Do they explode when a sequence is pressed."

"No."

"Ah, so they emit a stealth field?"

"No, mon capitan."

"So they can transform into any material known to man and orc?"

"No."

"So what DO they do?" said the agent, quite vexed.

"They are merely iron balls."

"Why do I need iron balls?!"

"It seems you can only engage the MM77 if you have two iron balls. We are not sure why, but our intel is solid. In theory you simply hit him with them, repeatedly."

With that, the Q disappeared.

"So, Koala, now you know my new enemy. Will you help me in our quest to gain more choclate from MM77 corpose?"

Koala nodded eagerly.

"Then let's get ready. I've notified Wombat. We will join the strike force in a few days. Until then, we have candies to retrieve."


To be continued...

This IS GREAT!

I can't WAIT! to SEE MY OWN DEATH! LOL


Harel Eilam ,

I MUST SAY TOP NOTCH!!!


P.S. I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS Jedi Captain Mayito7777 TO




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You ever notice there never seems to be ENOUGH blood and guts in stories THESE DAYS.... :notsure:

I thought you said you didn't want this place to be R-rated. Now you want more blood and guts? You can't have it both ways

TheQuack,

I'm SURPRISED?!

WHY do you think The G.C. Play House is seperate
FROM The CariElf Fan Club ?

So IF this thread gets a little OUT of line it WON'T
STAIN the CFC .

I'M WILLING to GO as FAR as STARDOCK will let us go,
WITHOUT OFFENDING ANYONE.

UNLESS it's a FLAME WAR!

Ah, I get it. So the temple's a place for sombre worship, and the play house is where we can let our hair down and boogey (as long as we don't wake up the people in the temple next door). LOL

BINGO

.....BING..BING...BING...Give the duck a cigar!

Great. Now I'm going to have nightmares about that "Howard the Duck" movie.

I LOVED that MOVIE! LOL

DJ MM77 Here at W.G.C.P.H. To kick off the Premier of The G.C. Play House! Where ALL are WELCOME .
What do we do here?
Just about everything and anything that seems like FUN!

I heard you on the wireless back in Fifty Two
Lying awake intent at tuning in on you.
If I was young it didn't stop you coming through .
Oh-a oh
They took the credit for your second symphony .
Rewritten by machine and new technology ,
and now I understand the problems you can see.
Oh-a oh
I met your children
Oh-a oh
What did you tell them?
Harel killed the radio star .
Harel killed the radio star .
Forces came and broke your heart .
Oh-a-a-a oh
And now we meet in an abandoned studio .
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago.
And you remember the jingles used to go.
Oh-a oh
You were the first one.
Oh-a oh
You were the last one.
Harel killed the radio star .
Harel killed the radio star .
In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone too far
Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh
Harel killed the radio star .
Harel killed the radio star .
In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone too far.
Forces came and broke your heart , put the blame on Evil Har.
You are a radio star .
You are a radio star .
Harel killed the radio star .
Harel killed the radio star .
Harel killed the radio star .
Harel killed the radio star .





flame on!

LOL
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Come on Harel Eilam ,

You HAVE been CHALLENGED!

BRING the BALLS!

GOD I LOVE THAT TUNE! Evil Steve


HAY! There may be a job opening for a D.J. SOON!

HE..He..He...




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Nah, he hasn't killed the radio star yet. He's just getting psyched up.

Oh, and thinking of the best way to cripple someone with nothing but two iron balls, of course.

just did a quick scratch MC7!!

SWEET!

Dear MM77,

We in the Special Forces would like to express our regret over the exchanges in our thread a few days ago that led to your decision not to post there any more. At the end of the day, a lack of clear meaning and a horrible sequence of crossed wires led to a situation that got way out of proportion - and a result that neither of us wanted. Good friends can overcome these kind of things, and we would like to move forward and continue our previously happy relationship. We'd like you to feel welcome to visit the OpCentre anytime.

So...will you still be our Special Friend?

Cheers,

Wild Wombat
on behalf of Special Forces

go on MM7. "the kids are alright"

Ahhhh Evil Steve, time for retribution eh... I must admit it does seem a bit boy bandish...

I think Wombie will be working on the choreography as we speak...

MM77 any particular track you have in mind?